The Tubs

Afternoon delight

LOVE THE TUBS! Fun, private, courteous, clean and thrilling.

My wife and I have used The Tubs for 20 years, was skeptical the first visit due to the «bath house» scares of the 80’s but wow this place was it to get away for a few hours alone with the wife, nice sexy setting spa and hot tub and day bed everything you could want to make a night perfect Rooms are always clean water temp is perfect love the place

We spent two hours in a VIP Suite last night, and it was everything we’d hoped, and More!!!
Suzanne, the owner, was very nice, introduced us to the amenities, and even brought us plastic cups and ice! Sadly, the economic downturn has taken it’s toll on this great place, and it’s currently up for sale, but I hope that more people start going, and keep this local business alive.
The Tub temperature was a therapeutic 103 deg F, the Sauna was hot as well, and the showers in the suite were great to cool off under between the hot tub, sauna and relaxing on the «day bed».
The cleanliness of this place gets 6 stars ******. When we were leaving we did see Suzanne mopping out a room, and noted the bottle of bleach next to the mop bucket, as an attestation of the cleanliness.
We were also given towels, although we brought our own, and we used them as well.
While the décor was clearly 70’s oriented, overall it didn’t detract from our experience. We have been to other hot tub facilities, and found this one FAR nicer than the ones we’ve experienced before. We didn’t have any issues in the neighborhood, but parking was at a premium, and we had to park about ½ block away.
Guys, Plan on dropping the girl (s) off at the door, and then park… as it is the «right» way to do that… (I forgot to…)
We are planning a return visit, soon, and hope that this review helps people overcome any fears of going.

Wow! To think San Diego has a place as cool as this! The Tubs has been around San Diego for a long time. I remember hearing about this place as a kid being associated with drug busts in the 80s. Well all I can say is this little «paradise» out in the far end of El Cajon blvd. has cleaned up from it’s old days and it a great little get-​away from the real world.
We decided to relax a bit after having a great dinner at Crazee Burgers. Driving to The Tubs you will notice it is not in the greatest of areas in San Diego. Actually it’s not a very safe feeling area, but that didn’t stop us from taking our little vacation.
We walked in and was greeted by the front desk clerk, Jerry. He had a room available so we signed a few papers and he showed us to our vacation room. After going through the rules of the spa and handing us our towels, he left and our vacation started. The rooms are decorated in different themes, and we had the «Mountain» theme, which went along well with our get away frame of mind. They have a stereo (a car stereo to be exact), so you can bring CDs along to listen to while you are away for an hour. You can bring your drinks in, and very recommended so to get into the proper mood. Speaking of mood, the lights are on dimmer switches, so you can set the right mood lighting.
The showers are in-​room, and along with the in-​room sauna, the package is complete for an hour getaway. The soap is typical Dial foam soap from a hand dispenser on the wall. Got to be clean.
On that note, the place looked clean and well kept for a place of this nature.
As we packed up, we couldn’t help feel very relaxed. Jerry said goodbye, and we left with smiles. The Tubs is a great little experience, and one that is really unique to San Diego. If you and your significant other are feeling the need to relax and get away for an hour or two, try The Tubs. You will defiantly leave feeling refreshed.

Great place to relax and have some fun, especially if you don’t have a hot tub where you live. Private, clean and the staff is professional. Bring a C.D. and enjoy the bubbles.

Wow… what can I say, that hasn’t already been said about this fine establishment?! After boozin’ it up at Riviera, we wisely decided to visit The Tubs.
«Jerry», the dude working that night, was very professional and polite.
They have a $ 5 off coupon on their website.
You can’t park in the lot next door, but you can park in the «Loading Zone» out front, after dark, so says Jerry.
The entire place is very «uniquely» decorated. Very hard to describe. I took some pics, but they turned out crappy, as I was in a hurry.
We got the Mushroom Forest room. It included a shower (with a «hospital strength» soap dispenser), steam room, jacuzzi, «bed», and stereo.
The place was clean. I felt like I was in the 70s. Can you dig it?

This place is so fun! My husband and I went here this afternoon for a nice, relaxing, romantic getaway. It is super fun, with lots of funky things on the walls and ceiling. It has been around for 30 years, but VERY clean. Actually, a friend of ours did a water sample on the water, being a pool guy and said the readings were perfect. Cleaner then most pools he cleaned! You should try this place, a hot tub, sauna, CD, shower etc in the room. Very relaxing.

Fill Up Yer Spank Bank for $ 42!
Ya, that’s right. I went to The Tubs. And I can’t wait to go back.
The front desk lady collects your rental fee and shows you the available jacuzzi rooms. Each one has a different theme painted on the walls. I saw outer space, desert mountains, and we selected the mushroom forest. So 70’s style! She suggests you shower with the provided soap before getting into the spa. I like that… scrub off that layer of grease and grime before «tainting» the pool.
Fire up the bubbles, dim the lights and get to work!
*We polished off a bottle of wine before we arrived — highly recommended
My husband and I had a great time. We left totally chillaxed.
Now, this isn’t a high-​end spa, so if you’re expectations are realistic, you won’t be disappointed. The place seemed sanitary. Old, but clean. Only cons — our CD player didn’t work in our room, and they charge 0.75 for an extra towel.
We will be back… Oh yeaaaaaaa *pervy*

As a frequent Blind Date viewer and a closeted Rodger Lodge lover, I was well aware of the existence of such «rent by the hour vacation getaway» spots (which is what the sign at The Tubs read). However, it wasn’t until last summer that I found out San Diego had its own version of LA’s Splash (depicted on BD). It wasn’t until recently that I had anyone worthy of experiencing the Tubs with me for the first time.
I went in with no expectations, so when I arrived I wasn’t disappointed or suprised. Very retro décor, not high class or fancy by any means, just plain funky. The older lady at the desk was great, very laid back and didn’t make us feel uncomfortable at all.
After a long day, it was great to relax. Though I believe what made it great was the company I was in. It was a night to remember and worth the $ 42 bucks it cost for the hour. I would DEFINITELY go again.
PS — I didn’t find it dirty, or unclean or anything. In fact, I didn’t think about that at all.
It was great. Go… you won’t regret it.

2 stars for the easy availability factor of this place. The location isn’t the best, so be sure you lock your vehicle, set the alarm and record every serial number of anything you might want the cops to locate at the Spring Valley Swap Meet!
Good place to play porn star with the date. Rooms are exactly as described on their web site. It was a pretty cool time though. Privacy is guaranteed, so if you can’t make it to Vegas, make it here. What goes on behind the door, in the jacuzzi, on the bed and in the sauna will make a fond memory and a great story.

There’s been a lot of talk about The Tubs as of late (Mick), so I figured I’d review the joint.
This legendary spot on El Cajon Blvd. is…*scanning my dome for the right word*…Interesting? Unique? Bizarre? Awesome? Frightening? Actually, I think all of the above apply.
If the concept of a nearly 24-​hour establishment with private hot-​tubs that you can rent by the hour sounds crazy, I don’t wanna be normal.
You throw down cash in the front, then lock the door in the back. What happens behind those locked doors will always remain a mystery. However, with impenetrable rooms from the outside world, a dead-​bolt lock, bunk-​beds and hot, bubbly water, I’m sure you can draw your own steamy conclusions.
The décor is classic. Imagine if Kobey’s swap meet married a moose lodge and both parties combined their furniture… you’d get The Tubs. I rented a room there once for a radio bit, and there was a stuffed animal of some sort hanging from the wall overhead. I’m not the best at identifying wildlife, but it had massive horns and might have been the biggest dead elk I’ve ever seen.
Additionally, the television show Blind Date frequently sends promiscuous 20-​somethings to The Tubs for a little TLC, so you know this place has cred.
Definitely a memorable experience, and inquiring minds might consider spending 60 minutes of their time here on a weekend. You’ll store more thoughts in the ‘ol memory bank than Billy Bob Thornton has ex-​wives. Just remember this golden rule: What happens in The Tubs, STAYS in The Tubs (thanks Daeman!)

I met Roshanda one night while I was cruising down El Cajon Blvd at 1am in my Buick Skylark. For some reason she was standing on the corner of a dimly lit intersection wearing red high heels and ripped fishnet stockings. She had legs like a linebacker and a face like Jamie Foxx, so I didn’t really know what to say when she approached my car and asked me if I was «looking to party?»
«Party? Sounds kinda fun. Where at?»
She jumped in and said she knew a place called «The Tubs».
«IS that an area of San Diego? Is that a house party or something?» I responded.
I was instructed to «just keep driving, clown».
So I did.
When we arrived at The Tubs I was psyched to see another couple just leaving the place. We opened the door for them and they politely said thanks and commented how great my mustache looked.
Once inside I was told in order to «party»… we had to pay by the hour. That’s cool! Gotta pay to play on the Blvd. is what my mother always told me!
There is a great little mini store at the register as well that sells all sorts of party favors like the «Spanish Fly» and things called «Trojan’s» and «Astroglide’s».
We were led to a large room that had a hot tub and a bed. WOW! Talk about the Presidential treatment! This place was like the Four Seasons of El Cajon Blvd. Roshanda reached in her purse and threw in a Salt ‘n Pepa cd that I hadn’t listened to in AGES! We totally had the same music taste!
«Puuuuuuuuuush it… Now pushhhhh it reaaaal gooood»… «da na nannanna nnanana dan annan nana».
She recommended we strip down and climb into the murky green water. I was fascinated how she moved so gracefully for her body type. Poor thing. It was like watching a whale get put into captivity — she took up most of the tub :(. I did manage to find a small corner to dip my feet in.
By this point the music was now really bumpin… «Now puuuuush it reaaaaall good… da na nannanna nnanana dan annan nana».
Thanks Tubs! What else would a guy with a mustache, driving a Buick Skylark down El Cajon Blvd at 1am, do if you weren’t there to get the party started?
If i could give you 6 stars, I would. Seriously.

hahahahahaha! the tubs! this place was the butt of many a joke for my friends and i about 9 or 10 years ago. we were driving by once, and we wanted to see what it was, so we got a little tour. we were shown one of the larger rooms, and it was all dank and moist and vintage porny. there was something that looked like a changing table, but it turns out it was more of a bed-​like creation. the water looked and smelled a little funny too.
at the register, there was a nice display of some liquids labeled «spanish fly,» which really made me feel like this was a classy joint. anyway, i never went back but not because they weren’t friendly and not even because the place smelled funny or looked funny. basically, i was just worried that i’d get pregnant if i got in their water.

I probably won’t go again, but I’m glad I went at least once. I’m all for unique experiences, and this place gets major points for being exactly that.
Factors that may stop you from coming here:
1. The website screams retro porn star.
2. The location is less than ideal. Just make sure you have a good alarm system for your car when you park outside.
3. The sleaze factor of re-​enacting those hot tub scenes from reality dating shows.
4. Not knowing who rented the room before you.
But once you make the decision to go, it’s honestly not that bad, it’s strangely fascinating actually. I anticipated a greasy mustached man to be at the front desk to match my expectations of the place, but to my surprise there was a sweet little old lady to handle the transaction. She explains the rules, yes rules, and leads you into your room: hot tub, sauna, shower, stereo system, light dimmer. Despite all the negatives, nothing is more relaxing than listening to your favorite cd while sitting in a jacuzzi at the end of a long day.
Ha, I feel like less of a person for admiting I’ve been here, but it’s the only place like it in San diego. Pure kitschy fun.