The Crypt

Yeah goodbye yet another landmark to Hillcrest. Gone for good. When is the fire sale is right? They left everything behind.

They are now CLOSED permanently, an article in the reader says they were behind on rent.
Not a big surprise been in there a few times in the last couple of years the inventory was shrinking each time. Too bad Ive been going there over 20 years and two other locations and they always had interesting stuff.
Only question now is wheres the clearance sale? LOL.

They don’t pay their vendors, if you need impact toys but from
, my company, or any other flogger maker, but not these assholes. A store that screws over their vendors will do the same to the customers they have.

You would imagine a sex store would always have a hefty supply of lube on hand. Your business is their business. Let’s just say the people of The Crypt have a difficult time living up to this (not so) lofty expectation.
Having had pleasant experiences at The Crypt previously, I made it my go-​to spot for when I ran out of the slippery stuff. Oops I won’t do that again.
I walked in, and was half-​heartedly greeted by a man who was not pleased to see me (I hope I hadn’t previously rejected him on Grindr). I tell him of my lubey needs, and he points me in the direction of their abysmal selection. He told me they were «between orders.» I was looking for a pumpkin spice latte because I COULD NOT EVEN. CVS had a better selection. #disappointed
I left without making a purchase. My search for an awesome lube selection continues.

Probably the best adult store in San Diego. There is absolutely something for everyone in this store from playful, sexy underwear to the more bizarre and kinky. I do love their selection of men’s undies and accessories. They also have a decent selection of videos and toys. You can also unleash your inner Christian Gray with their selection of whips, floggers, handcuffs, ropes, etc. What I like about this place is the staff don’t bother you, but they are helpful should you have any questions. I just wish the prices were not as steep.

For a hole in the wall adult store, The Crypt is not too shabby. A descent sized selection of adult toys and video selection. Customer service was friendly and helpful. The place is well stocked and maintained. However, I feel it is all overpriced. Nearly everything sold here (and not sold here) can be bought at a much better bargain on online retailers. And if I’m buying some kinky stuff for the advertised prices, it’d be very helpful to have the customer feedback you have access to from online retailers. I doubt the return policy after usage is very good as well, hey-​o! So needless to say, I’m not too sure this is the shop for me to get my frisky on. Overall, The Crypt in North Park is alright. Considering the other store is not too far away in Hillcrest and is much bigger, I’d have to say you’re better off venturing over there. However, if you’re in the area and need to spice up the night, mind as well come in and check it out.

I love coming here with Big Will! I let him pick out any outfit he likes for our little adventures in north park. crypt has so many choices and is great for a date night as well. cool pvc and leather goods go check it out it has been there over twenty years

Like this place but was bummed out about an experience today. I had gone in on December 7^th and received «Crypt Cash». It said it was valid to use from 12÷26÷14 to 12÷29÷14. This is all hand written. I go in today to redeem it and am told that it actually says 12÷20÷14 to 12÷29÷14. If I had known that I would have gone in for Christmas presents but thought it was for an after Christmas thing. The handwriting says the dates are between the 26 and 29 and the workers in the store confirmed the handwriting and the written dates. However, they were not able to honor the mistake and there was no manager present to help.

My favorite adult store in San Diego hands down. The way I feel about walking into The Crypt is like how a meathead feels walking into a supplement shop or how a kid feels walking into a Toys R’ Us. The reason I love this store is because there is something for absolutely everyone and there are some things that I have never even considered in the bedroom. The website gives monthly specials! Right now I see 15% off on medical and electrical accessories and let me tell you, the doctors office speculums are not heavy duty enough for bedroom play time!
There is free and metered parking in this area, but Park Ave is a pretty busy street so I definitely think you have way better luck finding parking at another adult store, but this place is a goldmine for sex freaks so it’s worth it. They have a variety of toys for men, women, and couples. There are lots of shoes here and outfits and there are tons of stuff for BDSM to check out. Who wanna be Goddess’ slave? ;) This store has always been phenomenal with customer service. I can always call The Crypt to see if they have a specific toy or I can ask whoever is working behind the counter about their merchandise.
My favorite part about this store is the samples you get in your bag after you’ve made a purchase!

Customer service is great ! Brandy helped me out tremendously ! Thanks ! I will continue to shop here ! I think the atmosphere is intriging ! They had exaclty what i was looking for and needing !!!

Meeeeeeoooow!
This little freaky ass store is delightful.
All the toys your little heart could desire.
This store has been around for use and when I was a little punk rocker kid I used to have my older friends buy me bondage belts and spike bracelets etc.
Not sure they carry that kinda stuff anymore but as an adult when I can actually go in here now this place is like Disneyland for the sexual freaks and geeks.

The selection here isn’t great. There are much better options in the area for adult toy shops.

Get your PRIDE CARD for 20% off and save big $$$ on sale items and more!
This being my one & only visit here, but many times at the Long Beach location, I was much more impressed with this store than the Long Beach Crypt because it has a larger layout and, better than the other one in SD which is smaller.
I honestly just stopped in to kill time while Marty was getting a massage at The Center in SD, and I found this place to be offering a wide variety of the usual fare of Sex, Drugs, Rock & Roll LBGT style.
My experience were thoughts of been there, done that, but my open minded, cosmopolitan & Bohemian persona was reignited by memories that reminded me you’re never to old to have a little fun and let your Jiggy-​Jug get fired up.
*The costumes are amazing, expensive, but amazing, you may be Tina Turner or Joan Jet or other iconic individuals for an event for a mere $ 900 more or less.
I’ll just go as Peg Bundy again as the need arises thank you very much!
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Prices are steep for those that like to dabble in the many forms of debaucherious activities or, entertain themselves on the nights when Scooby Snacks are not returning phone calls, emails or nothing online is appealing from sex sites or the like for men, and friends with benefits for the ladies; something for every member of every genre will not be disappointed.
Also, with a plethora of DVDS, even a few that were even old enough to have some of my memorable performances circa 2000 and beyond are available, (and thank goodness not before)-not sure if I like that nostalgia goes back that far, but then again, I have no shame, secrets or guilt.
Also, with stores similar to this such as Mankind, Pleasures & Treasures that cater too towards a diverse crowd too, wit h The Crypt there are just enough other little point of sale purchase items at the register that make cute but pricy gifts for the person you wish to make feel special, and many in good taste I might add too; card selection is quite clever & eclectic, so I stocked up on those as they were on sale at 25% off an with my 20% off Pride card I am ready for EVERY occasion.
After all, we are ALL adults here, and I find being a prude so hypocritical at times, yet if this is not your thing do shop at other places that will not cause you discomfort and have you saying 100 Hail Mary’s if you wander in here by mistake.
With nice staff that truly are exceptionally friendly, accommodating and quite knowledgeable I’d certainly come back if I was in need of certain things.
This place will remain iconic & noteworthy for generations to come.
When I left here, and saw Marty, I was singing this out loud, so the energy from this place does rub off on you, like I need that with a BOO like him, but still:

Haha, there’s a time limit for the video viewing section. We stayed past it by a pit… oops! =P

We were in the area after partaking in a glass of wine so I felt the need to unleash The Crypt on Toonces who had never been (What??, I know…)
It had been a long time since I had a willing person to go in the store with me without judgment or worried glances. I hit my favorite section first. ‘Things to beat people with’. I tried to smack Toonces around a bit with some of the paddles but she wasn’t having it… neither was I. cause I ain’t into being smacked. I also showed her or the quality restraints with fur linings (so thoughtful) One of the guys that worked there even wanted to get in on the action and showed us how a few of the items worked.
Next I took her to the back as we gazed upon strange porn (trannie titles abound) 8 – 12 inch dildos (Holy wow, no) greetings cards with wangs. among other items
I even went so far as to show her ‘The case’, a place that even I get disturbed by. Penis torture devices, a shock machine, nip clamps from hell, a dilator (WTF IS THAT!!!) and what appeared to be a speculum on the bottom (for the ladddieess)
We also got to gaze upon a transvestite that needs to go back and rethink her wig choices… and make-up.and…well never mind
The corsets are always nice to look at and sigh, because most of them are over $ 100.00. but hey they have lay away! who knew… Get that ball gag, gimp and Chinese rope set just in time for the holidays
I also came to find out they are now selling contact lenses, which is cool because California has had a stick up their a$$ (appropriate, no?) for too long about fashion lenses and having to have a prescription. I was sad to see they didn’t have white lenses yet, but many cats eyes styles and pure black.$ 20.00 each
I made my purchase (none of your business) and they said they would test it (damn, giveway).I had a bad vision of how they would actually do that, but turns out it is actually quite innocent.damn.
Anyhow as usual it was nice to see the crypt again and look at things I would never use or afford. The newer staff there were really nice and dealt with our oohs, ahhs and occasional gasping (seriously a dilator??)
I will be back again for more fun

Walked in after having some cap’n crunch pancakes at that spot next door.
I needed a belt. They have nice belts.
Nice leather belts and
hella cheap too.
Walked in after having meatloaf and a cornmeal honey batter pancake or
some shit at that spot next door.
I was looking for a new pair of boots.
They have nice boots just
Not the pair I wanted. Staff was super helpful and easy going.
I did get some fun socks though. Fun socks are
Fun.
Walked in after having a horrible salmon hash dish at that spot next door.
I saw a pair of handcuffs that would work perfectly
as a belt buckle and they were perfect.
And cheap too for as strong as they are.
Walked in after having an amazing trio of pancakes
(smore’s, blackberry-​n-​cornmeal, frosted flakes with banana) at that spot next door.
I saw a wooden switch the last time I was in.
I wanted it.
I got it.
I saw some other stuff.
I think I will go tomorrow after
eating some French toast at that spot next door.

Always a good spot for a giggle with friends! It’s fun to explore the store and see gizmos and things you’re supposed to wear that you didn’t even know EXISTED.
The staff is pretty good about asking if you’re looking for anything in particular or if you have any questions. They’re REALLY knowledgeable — and comfortable and matter of fact when discussing the store products! They explained two different products that I was looking at, letting me know how they worked, differences, similarities, how to actually use them, what they’d be like, and which one was more popular in terms of sales as well as positive feedback and comments from customers who returned.
After absolutely not being able to choose one or the other, I ended up getting both.
And I’m a very happy customer. :)

I want to start off by saying that I absolutely adore the guys and gals who work here. They know their stuff and their hilarious. I wanted to get a pair of stripper heels but they didn’t have the ones I wanted in my size, boo.
Regardless, my friends and I had an awesome time browsing their leather wear, pleasure toys and looking through their DVD collection. There were lots of «what in the world do you do with that» and «oh my that’s interesting.» The store has a focus on bondage and dominatrix play so if your looking for a whip, ball gag and leather mask this is your place! I always appreciate adult stores that are well lit, clean and creeper free and The Crypt met all of the above criteria.

This is a small store so it’s not going to have everything or enough options of some stuff. But they have pretty good deals if you get emails from them and they support San Diego Pride (I think they were there giving out coupons in the Adult section). They do have a lot of gay porn. Fetish clothing could be hotter but some were pretty hot.
I wish their men’s underwear option was better. Simple can just be as hot as kinky if the material and cut is awesome.
Customer service is nice and knowledgeable.

Porn shops can be a great time killer, and the Crypt just so happened to be in the vicinity when I had a half hour to waste. I found out shortly after entering that they primarily cater to the gay community. With mad butt plugs a, video collection that would make Samwell
blush, and a whole bunch of other adventurous sex items… it didn’t take long for me to realize that I wasn’t exactly in their direct target market.
Even so… I still think they’re awesome. I learned a ton just from spending 15 minutes browsing and asking the staff questions. Like… did you know that the male enhancement Stiff Nights was taken off shelves because it was too much like Viagra? Or did you know that some people get off from vibrations caused my tuning rods inserted into their urethra? Well… I now know about this stuff thanks to the guys behind The Crypt counter. They really are super knowledgeable. One of the guys was even studying to become a doctor so if your inner freak requires something that might be medically risky they’ll be sure to give you the proper caution.
If you’re in the neighborhood The Crypt is totally worth stopping into. If nothing else at the very least I promise you’ll learn something. The more you know!