Tan 4 Less

News Flash: those bronzed bodies you see strolling down Garnet, may have had some help from artificial UV rays. Who knew? OK most everybody, but where do the blonde clones who live in PB go to, to get that extra special glow? Well, Tan 4 Less on Garnet is one place where you can find them cheating nature.
I went there to accompany one of the PB blonde clones (she’s also my friend). Of course, I didn’t partake in the fake tanning experience, I just observed the goings on of the business … OK I lied, I totally I fake tanned! Aside from the soaking up of cancerous rays, it really wasn’t bad, but that is probably because it was free — whoohoo. Tan 4 Less does not charge costumers to use the tanning beds for the first 7 visits.
It is a good way to hook in a customer and the idea of getting a tan in less than 10 minutes is tempting, but I don’t think I’ll be a repeat costumer. I guess I would rather look pale than turn into a PB clone.