Brazen BBQ samples… +5 hick points Folks in boots and leather vests… +10 hick points Line dancing in the streets… +10000000 hick points Free cocktails at House Boi… –1 hick point Shaved Ice truck… –3 hick points Pumpkin patch in the middle of University Ave… +7 hick points Inflatable slide for the kiddies… –0.5 hick points Councilman Todd Gloria wearing flannel and a bandana… +46 hick points Plastic jewelry and hipster t-shirts… –6 hick points —— I don’t know how many total hick points that is, because I can’t do math. Three stars.