Body Shop

You want to get hustled. This club makes me not want to go to strip clubs anymore. The girls do dance but the they get off and walk around and ask every one for a tip. Its a 2 drink minimum for the waitress. My buddy paid $ 90 for three songs on a private dance, but was not allowed to touch. If it were possible id give it 0 stars. I see why its not poppin on a friday night.

I went there because I was exploring San Diego and I wanted to relax with a nice view. I am from out of town Chicago I am used to the strip clubs in Illinois and Iowa. that being said I came to this club with an open mind to maybe something different. I went there rather kind of early because I was running around town all day and like I said I needed a place to just sit and relax and enjoy the view. it was $ 10 to get in and then two drink minimum another $ 10 for 2 bottles of water no liquor or beer. $ 20 to get in the club really isn’t that big of a deal but they should really just charged 20 at the door and skip the two drink minimum that just seems kind of silly. I was one of the few in the club at the time. I was constantly being harassed by the dancers for a private dance and some of them wouldn’t take no for an answer I am a nice guy and I hate to go in places and act like an a hole but some of the girls really made me want to be a bad guy and be mean to them because they wouldn’t take no for an answer. I told them several times that I was just there to relax and sit down and just enjoy the show but these girls were literally lining up for a shot to convince me to go for a dance. I really felt like I was being harassed I did not enjoy it at all I love some attention but this is the wrong type of attention. The girls were very attractive and I had no complaints about the looks of the dancers only one out of the dancers seem like they really knew what they were doing as far as pole dancing. Overall I must say that I was kind of disappointed in this club because it’s the first strip club I’ve been to while living in California. I really hope I find a decent club because this one definitely wasn’t the one that I will be returning to it really makes me miss Iowa’s strip clubs those are the best.

My last review was taken down by «Mo» from HQ, so here is a run down of the review without the «lewdness». The talent is below average in looks and skill. The décor is below average. Upselling is a normality and some of the girls are «out of it»; conclude what you must from that statement. The biggest kicker is the girls ask for tips after they get off stage and make rounds. I often question if these people have ever been to a strip club outside of San Diego. Anyone can work here so that’s a plus for the economy I suppose.

Disgusting the servers are rude they will call you a bitch, the bouncers are crooked. You have been warned

I decided to try a place I hadn’t been to yet so I came here for the first time on Saturday night. They gave me a «life time membership card» at the entrance for $ 10.00 and then I had to pay for a two drink minimum once on the inside, so that was another $ 10.00. I usually go to Cheetahs in Clairemont but decided to try this for tonight not knowing what to expect. The place had a rundown retro late 80’s pool hall look, which I guess makes sense since they have pool tables, but if you’re looking for something more moderate and a nice clean atmosphere this is really not for you, especially if you are coming from the L. A or Vegas or Miami area and are used to more glam spots.
It wasn’t just the atmosphere but most of the girls looked out of shape for strippers. Just a minute into having a seat, Desiree approached me who was a tall black girl with a so-​so body, and man was she aggressive. I witnessed some terrible attitudes but I managed to get Desiree to back off, she even started to raise her voice toward the end and kept telling me she would be back as she walked off. A quite fat pissed off looking Hispanic lady approached me but I beat her into the bathroom. I was now literally officially uncomfortable but decided to still get a lap dance once outside again since I was already there. I hit it off with some White girl stripper with red hair and a big butt and she told me she would give me a lap dance and allow me to touch for 40 dollars a song. I got two songs and a mediocre lap dance set was given to me but she was nice and let me touch her big butt and body. I got out of there after my dances. I also noticed how they kept stopping the music and it seemed like they were using an old cassette playing stereo I could even hear them stopping the track every now and then. As long as there are strip clubs like «Cheetahs» or maybe «Pacers» I don’t believe I will be going back here again.
I rate it two stars because of the White girl who I hit it off with, as she made it a bit better. All in all this review is not good for this strip club. Sorry «Body Shop» maybe I just expected too much from a place not too classy.

I went yesterday and last week, it’s nothing special, there are all kinds of women, mostly fat, but one that is the best

I went here for my first visit to a strip club. All the dancers are smoking hot!
I was visiting from out of town and decided to go here. Each girl is worth every buck. Be sure to pay 60 dollars for the best special (touching, flashing, everything)! You won’t be sorry that you came here, it’s all worth the money.

Im a bisexual woman who went here with my fiancé for Valentines Day. This place isnt worth your time and money. I dont even have an issue with the two drink minimum which is 10 bucks each and no alcohol is served. But whats crazy is the women walking around beggin for tips!!! Like who does that? If I didnt walk to the stage to give you money then why would I give u money after the beggin for a dollar spill. Also some girls walk around barefoot… REALLY THAT MEANS STRIPPING AINT FOR YOU!!! These amatures has no class, havent seen a gym EVER and none of them dance on beat!!! Like seriously 2chainz comes on and your walking and bending over… come on girls shake dat ass!!! Even if you aint got ass shake it anyway! The women needs mad work, more ass, and less tattoos… also I swear there is a 14 yr old stripper walking in there no shoes with a training bra… its bad. The women arent mix… mostly white, one stuck up black chick who was the badest, but couldn’t dance at all and wasnt friendly to me and my dude… I would of made it rain on the girl just because her body was ok but I think I intimidated her. The women dont match either… a baby blue bra and yellow thongs isnt cute. A woman match there clothes… amatures! Dont waste your time, just rent a porno instead! The reason for 2 stars is because I got in free and our waitress was pretty nice. Also I had JUST ONE stripper I like because she TRIED to be on point.

Usually the below average girls come here although the dances are cheap you can get something more somewhere else.
I have been here a handful of times and was only there for a few minutes each time after realizing this isn’t that great of a place.
I even still pay cover and it isn’t worth it after losing the lifetime membership card.

It was the first strip club I ever went to some 30+ years ago when I was a young dumb full of cum sailor. I was I San Diego for the first time in years so I stopped in just for the fun of it. Maybe it was my youthful ignorance, but it seemed much classier back in 1980 and I don’t remember the girls trying to hustle me. The waitresses were nicer than the dancers. My suggestion? Don’t waist your time or money on this place. I know a girls gotta pay her rent but damn!

Although I like going to strip clubs, I’m not the biggest fan of them; I usually have better things to waste my money on. I’ve been here three times and each time it is merely average. The women here are okay, but the thing I don’t like is a mandatory $ 10 drink minimum when there is no alcohol served. If there was alcohol, it wouldn’t be a big deal. I also don’t like how the dancers walk around and automatically ask for tips but I usually give them a dollar just to be nice. However, they usually won’t bother you if you’re actively engaged in a game of pool.
The lap dances were decent but short. The songs were only 2 – 3 minutes which I felt wasn’t fair. I had a black women and she was good I forgot here name. She was real nice to me and made sure that the dance was worthwhile despite the songs being cut short.
While I wouldn’t say this is the worst that I have attended, I am convinced that there are better ones out there. With the cover charge and mandatory $ 10 drink minimum for soft drink/​water, it cost an arm and a leg to truly enjoy yourself. Make sure you have extra cash as well because the ATM here is expensive.

I got into a car accident a few months ago and needed to get my car fixed. Uh… this isn’t the type of body shop I was expecting. On the bright side they do offer free pool.

One of the worst strip clubs, I have ever been to. Well I got a lap dance from this chick, that looked like Dana Plato, on crack. This broad didn’t do anything. Total rip off. First of all the stripclub, is inside a 1955 movie theather. Im not kidding. The first two strippers in there, look like, Natalie, off the old show, Facts of Life. I went home, ordered some Chinese Food, took two shots of Wild Turkey, stuck my finger down throat, threw up, and went to sleep. I just wasted 45 minutes of my life.

Disgusting. The girls are hideous. Management looks like death and this place smells. Go to Hustler down the street.

Say what they will about the calliber of women dancing here, but you find me another strip joint where they’ve got a goth girl with all the moves and a whispy little thing that does all three of her dances to some of my favorite Beck songs!!!
That’s the good.
The ugly? They have BY FAR the nastiest porn I’ve EVER seen (and face it, I’m not a stranger to exotic films) playing in the background.
ALSO please note that one of the dancers there knew me but I did not know her… eh, I’m not surprised :)

Decent place. Ive been to a few strip clubs and this one was clean in the middle on the list of clubs id ever go back to. A few nasty broads or girls with bad attitudes and then there were a few with some personality who looked good and made you laugh… then hard. Find the one in glasses and you will not go wrong trust me. Id say out of 10 girls 4 are lookers and the rest… well they are still wearing nothing right?

I’m not gonna lie. I’ve been here. It was supposed to be a joke, while taking out my best friend for her «bachlorette party» but she had the dramz with the boyfriend, so we went without her.
The girls here, are hideous, but some got the moves. HAHA.

Seriously — just don’t. You’ll thank me later. Trust me.

1^st strip club i ever went to. Used to go here when in high school and right after. You get a lifetime membership with your paid admission. Guess they figure the military dudes will use it.
Chics are whatever, there are no dimes, but whatever its pussy. There is a two drink minimum. And parking can be a pain.
The key is to play pool so the females dont bug you for $$. And with the economy, they probally will do whatever it takes for the green even maybe by letting you get in-​between.

Quick Story…
Had a buddy who’s going through some ish with his woman. My boy has helped me out in the past with my problems… figured I help him out as well. I gave him the option what he wanted to do that night. Where does he want to go? yup… a strip joint. I let him pick out the place and this is where Andy and Ted’s Excellent Adventure started sans the Keanu Reeves bowl haircut, George Carlin, and the infamous phone booth.
Wandered into this joint… damp…dimly lit… tired looking strippers… cmon I paid $ 10.00 entrance fee for this? This place doesn’t even serve alcohol. Most of the strippers here are like sharks… they can smell blood in the water. They must have sensed something because they were flocking to our table every couple of minutes. Me being the responsible one, is making sure my buddy doesn’t blow his wad… of cash… on the first girl who approaches him. In the end… he got his lap dance… or dances… I should say.
As for me? I had a conversation with this really nice girl who’s just doing this so she can pay her way for law school… go figure.
hmmm… Idk… all I know is that in the end, my wallet was a couple of $ 20.00’s lighter, my friend was somewhat happier… and I learned from my new stripper friend that tuition for law school is a mofo.
Good Night Now… me sleepy.