South Seas Market

I was disgusted the other day. I went to see if they had any South African goodies. This was my last visit ever. It was gross. It gets dirtier every time I go there.
The South African stuff on the shelves were very sparse. I looked at the expiration on some of the stuff was 2005.

Holy jesus — I agree, Earl G. WHAT is with that smell???
I stopped in here after googling aussie /​saffa grocery products and I am still at a loss as to why this place warranted a hit … they are barely more than a tiny corner deli with dusty shelves scattered with dusty OVERPRICED close to expiration products.
I’m okay with paying through the nose for good Saffa biltong but the tiny portion for $ 17 they are flogging, means i could take up «bok» shooting and fly to Joburg and kill and dry my own meat for much less… my tip… unless you are starving for home made products and dont mind getting a 2^nd mortgage, I’d say give it a BIG miss!

Holy friggin mother of god what that hell is that smell!!!
Imagine if you haven’t bathed, showered, brushed your teeth, combed your hair for like 2.5 years then ran a marathon in 90 degree, 89% humidity weather. Now ring out your clothes to get that booty funk sweat juice all into a cup. THAT smell you have in that cup is what it smells like inside this market. Real talk.
But you know what, I’ll put my hazmat suit on just to get some goodies that are only found here, namely all their different types of hot sauces (500,000+ scoville units), their Carribean jerk marinade in a jar, and various Hindu trinkets (mini statues of the various Hindi deities).
Excuse me while I go burn my clothes now, oh and they only accept credit card if your purchase is over $ 10.