The Vanity Factory

I don’t recommend going here. I danced there & it was only my 3^rd night & there’s fights between girls stealing each others money, a bunch of talk about drugs between them, & I am on the little side. Blonde hair, blue eyes, little but shaped booty & the manager told me I don’t fit the image even though I got tipped every time I was on stage & got dances like every other girl. He told my friend she was ‘too fat’ then turns right around in the same breath & says I’m not big enough. I understand the law where your butt cheeks can’t touch, but why only tell some girls they can’t & then every other girl has their ass sticking out with not even a little bit of fabric covering. Very hypocritical club. If you’re going to be that picky & pick favorites between dancers & put them down & body shame, you don’t deserve to run a strip club. You’re not going to get models, you’re going to get dancers. Bare in mind, this manager is HUGE himself. He probably makes the house fee so high (& different prices for each girl which is wrong) because he needs to stock up on some more cheeseburgers. The managers name is Oscar. Go figure he’s named after a hot dog.

Terrible. If this is the best Texas has to offer, I am really sad. The place is almost empty. Sorry, but the guys there are the guys who wear baseball caps backwards. There were several just hanging around in the parking lot. One of those came up to me and asked for money. The place is very dark, the girls are in bathing suits and the lighting is so bad that you couldn’t see them even if they were naked, which they aren’t. Worse, they are actually fat. Like, fat. I was here on business and thought it might be a nice end of the day, but I didn’t even drink my drink (which was reasonably priced at $ 9.00) I feel sorry for the investors — the highway sign will never repay its cost. The greeter actually apologized. The bartender girl was nice and she gave me several discount tickets, but they are essentially useless. I think that the day of nudity being a big deal is gone. If Playboy no longer features nudes, why would one go to a dreadful club like this one? Saddest was the sign in the parking lot, illuminated, attached to the multi thousand dollar highway sign: dancers wanted. You betcha. Wherever the attractive dancers may or may not be in Texas, they aren’t here. I can’t imagine spending the time or money to go here. So sad for the proud lone star state.

I was visiting from another city, and heard this was the place to be. The girls were lazy and it was only about 7 people in the building. I was disappointed in $ 18 for two drinks that tasted like water. The girls looked run down and don’t show anything. The best thing was the hookah. Don’t waste your time.

They have great fries you can tell that its homemade my only issue is I have been there several times to get the Steak and Fries Special and have a few drinks but the last time I went they tried to Charge me for a cup of water plus the cook was not even there and to make things worse they didn’t even have any dancers in the building. The place does look nice but its just not consistent enough for me

I had a great time here! It was a slow Thursday, so it had more of a hang out, dive bar sort of vibe which I liked. If you like more of a laid back, no pressure vibe come here.
My boyfriend and I got cozy with a cute dancer and had some shots, smoked a cig and got a great lapdance from her. Super fun! The second night I went was the Mayweather/​Pacquiao fight and there was ONE dancer! So it was just essentially a bar that night.
Anyways, all the staff was super funny and nice, girls are engaged and can actually work the pole. Sounds like a good time to meeee!!!

Don’t do it, no matter how desperate you are and no matter the occasion. If you want to know why just ask, if I explain why this might eliminate them from any future option to go to. Today is 2−9−15

I absolutely love this place! The girls are great, food is on point, and have a very, very impressive draft selection. The music is fabulous and drinks special are appreciable. The bartenders and wait staff are so nice and friendly. I am definitely coming back to take advantage of their bottle service!