Q: Who pays to get slapped, punched, pushed, slightly pinched, tickled, and karate chopped? A: Everyone who comes here for a foot massage. First time here, I felt confused because of the extreme pain I experienced while having my precious feet rubbed. I squinted, moaned in discomfort, and moved my feet away… all signs that say ‘ease up yo!’ in any language around the world(very little English is spoken behind the curtain). But the guy massaging my feet powered on with all his might. It hurt so good. Second time, same thing, haha, just more, um… invasive. Dude got a little too much in my personal space if you know what I mean. I left the second time wondering why it was so painful. I googled ‘Asian adjacent massage techniques that make you scream in pain but leave your feet and legs feeling like air’. Guess it was normal to have knuckles grinded into every sensitive part of your foot. Every subsequent time has been just as painful and ending with the same feeling of ahhhh. Tips for a manageable experience: –do not circle ‘firm’ on the pressure level unless you want to scream. Trust. –do not circle ‘firm and medium’ on the pressure level, they will think you still want pain. –circle ‘medium’ and thank me later. –always use the Unilocal deals… so damn cheap! $ 35 for an hour!