Lighthouse Health and Body Makeover

I had a Groupon deal for a body wrap and was skeptical to begin with, but the way the staff and doctor behaved reaffirmed that feeling. As I entered the staff was friendly, but very unprofessional (one staff member was talking about how much a wrap «burned» and never got one again, in the lobby!) I met with the «doctor» who made an inappropriate joke about what the wrap consists of/​feels like (putting me into an oven and getting 3^rd degree burns) which made me uneasy – I knew he was joking, but I feel that a doctor should always be professional with a new patient. The staff member I had was nice but was not professional at all-​she never got wraps herself, talked about her friend that was skinny because she did a bunch of adderall, and said I would finally have «skinny arms» for my upcoming wedding. The straw that broke the camel’s back was the TWO TIMES someone opened the door when I was in my skivvies – the door was WIDE OPEN and there was no rush to shut the door, the first girl even looked around before shutting the door! Overall, I feel like a fool for spending the $ 35 on something that I know is a complete scam.

I came here for pain relief and signed up for spinal decompression treatments. Like the other reviewers, I too found the staff uncaring, unmotivated, and unqualified. The «massages» were just a flat paddle type machine that is very loud. On top of that, they do the massage in a hallway! With people walking by– uncomfortable and creepy! I paid $ 3,000 and feel totally ripped off. The main thrust is the weight loss part of the business. Did some research and found out that the owner was convicted of insurance fraud and switched to the current business after that. How do they have a gephatdt recommend? Stay away from this place.

I bought 2 Groupons for a total of 4 LipoLaser treatments at Lighthouse Health. I wanted to have my lovehandles treated and after meeting with the doctor on the first appointment, he suggested we split the treatments to hit my lower stomach also. The first gal set me up in the room for my first treatment with 4 paddles laid across my stomach. After the first 10 minutes of treatment, the machine clicked off and a different girl came in to move my paddles. I had to correct her and explain to her as she was repositioning that the doctor was having me do the 4 paddles on my back next. When the next 10 minutes were up I waited in the room for the girl to come back in. 20 minutes later, I finally got up out of the room and went to the desk to ask if someone was going to come in and move the paddles. Apparently I was supposed to rub a gel on me and go use some shaking machine, but no one had explained to me the process or came to check on me.
After the full round of the first treatment, I went to the front desk to purchase some cellulite lotion the doctor had recommended. The chick behind the desk didn’t know how to ring up customers. She asked the girl next to her. She also didn’t know how to. So I had to wait for 10 minutes for a third girl to come up front to ring me up. The girls admitted that they were all fairly new. Over the course of 4 treatments, this became a theme. There are at least 7 or 8 girls working there and all of them seem (and this is a conclusion drawn by the conversations they were having about being new and needing training) to have just recently started.
It took me a month or so to get through all 4 treatments based on my schedule and appointment availability (my schedule was more of the issue). Each time I’d have a different girl coming in every 10 minutes to move the paddles, most of the time having to tell them where they are supposed to go next. I frequently moved the paddles into position after they had left the room as their positioning was poor and the paddle light would click off signaling it was not placed properly.
Overall it was a bad experience. The staff is poorly trained and mismanaged. It’s just a bunch of chatty girls gossiping around the desk and twirling their hair and not paying much attention to the clients. As far as the treatment itself, I can’t really say conclusively whether it was or wasn’t effective. As another reviewer said, they only measured me the first time and never measured me again. They said they’d measure me on the last visit, but that didn’t happen. My personal results probably wouldn’t be conclusive regardless as the treatments were spaced out and I’ve been dieting and exercising heavily anyway. I thought my lovehandles looked smoother after the first treatment, but I’m not sure it made any real improvement. The cellulite lotion also hasn’t done anything for me.

I used a Groupon deal and went for the Lipo Laser which did nothing. The people you see on their website claim that in just one visit they saw results. They measured me when I came but did not when I left because they said they would on the last visit. Well I measured myself before I went and after two sessions, the results were the same. Not worth the money. I cancelled the other 2 appointments because I was just wasting my time.
When I went they were real busy and forgot to tell me when I was on the jiggle machine to come on out when it turned off so I just waited in there for about 10 min before I realized that they were not coming in (an assistant walked by me twice and did not say anything). They do lots of things for weight loss here but I do not recommend the Lipo Laser.