Chase Bank

This location is the best Chase location around the area. They are extremely friendly and fast with the transactions. I always go for drive-​thru because it’s never busy and the guy teller working there is a total stunner. That said, I’m a fan.
Pro Tip: Stock up on transaction slips and fill them out beforehand for a faster visit.

This branch (inside the ick-​Kroger at 13/​Woodward) is… odd. It’s convenient to my house, but the employees are just, well, odd.
I’m scratching my head even writing this review, because I’ve never been treated with blatant discourtesy but at the same time… you’re a bank branch. Not a comedy club. I don’t really need jokes that seem to be along the lines of «Let’s mess around with the customer and hope she gets the joke.» The day that I was in, I was very stressed and in a rush. I was helped promptly, and with courtesy… but with a bit of leg-​pulling thrown in, delivered with a straight face.
I don’t think I’m a grump, or that I can’t take a joke, but it just rubbed me the wrong way (especially since I wasn’t in a jocular mood). When I’m dealing with my bank and my money, I don’t want to have to guess if you’re kidding about an envelope surcharge or not (I mean hello, this is the industry that charges you to deal with a teller instead of hitting the ATM).
Maybe the employees are just bored (Lord knows they try to upsell me to some kind of new account every time I come in) but they really need to cut the joking unless the customer initiates it. There, I’ve said my piece. /​end curmudgeon rant