Beer in the Shower

Well. I’m more of a champagne (Korbel, son) in the bathtub kind of girl. But who hasn’t done beer in the shower? Some friendly tips:
1) Put the beer right outside your shower. It’s just bad news bears to bring it in with you. We’re talking about suds (do you want to explain this to Poision Control?). we’re talking about grime. we’re talking about hair (eww).
2) Alright. so you’re completely stubborn and want the whole beer «in» the shower experience. Fine. For the love of Pete (hi Pete), PUT THE BEER ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF YOUR HAIR PRODUCTS. Have y’all learned nothing from the movies? Despite the fact that shampoo bottles and beer bottles have completely different textures, lawdy knows you’ll have a brain fart and pick up your Pantene Pro-​V. Tastes like a country walk in daisies. I see spots.
3) Beer in the shower is not an amateur sport. Don’t go in drunk and also don’t go in with more than one beer. It’s not called «6-​pack in the shower».
4) Don’t try this when you’re alone in your house or apartment. If you’re trying to hide the fact that you have beer in the shower. come up with a code with your roommate/​friend/​babysitter. «Hey dude. I’ve been like. narcoleptic lately. if I don’t come out of the shower in like a half hour. can you come check in on me? Just yell my name a couple times…»
5) For everyone everywhere. be classy. No Natty Light.
6) And of course. if you notice that, like Adam mentioned, you’re bringing beer everywhere with you. «beer in the dressing room». «beer on the T». «beer in the corner of my room sitting in the dark»… maybe you should lay off for awhile. Perhaps try. «BPA-​less Nalgene bottle on the treadmill». etc. and so forth.
Slash. I’d like to mention that two Healthworks offers popped up in «related offers» next to this review page.
No judgement.

Thank you, Unilocal community. Bravo.

1. More time in the shower
2. Afterwards, you are the life of the party.

Drinking in the shower.
Drinking in the shower is like drinking in the hot tub, it gets the blood moving and expedites the drunky process.
Generally reserved for the end of a long, cold day at work or when the gang is coming over for a party and Ive been cooking all afternoon and Im still not dressed yet.
You would get 5 stars if it was simply «Drinking in the Shower». Nothing beats a frosty cocktail in a scalding shower.

Have I tried it? No. Would I like it if I did? Probably. But just like cats and dogs, emos and rockabillies, or electricity and water, beer and bathing do not belong in the same place.
I’m more of a mint julep in the shower kind of person anyway.

I decided to give this service a trial-​run this morning, but sadly due to licensing laws and an unstocked fridge, they were unable to serve me the said beer to go in the shower. However, an alternative was offered up to early morning clientele like myself — a mug of hot milky tea.
And wow –if it wasn’t all good. Sure, it’s not what I was hoping for (lack of beer means a star is dropped) but it was an excellent alternative. The mug acts as a nice handwarmer and hot drink warms you up from within just as the water warms you up from around.
With such praise so far this business model is sure to succeed. What will they offer next in the shower? Massages? Hot Dogs? Tarot Card Readings? The possibilities go on…

I had a beer in the shower Friday evening before going out and it reminded me how much I really like «beer in the shower». It’s not like it tastes any better, in fact it usually gets warm because of the surrounding heat and humidity and all.
But it’s the idea of «beer in the shower» that I really love. When you’re having a beer in the shower, it’s a sign that you’re up to something good, and you’ve got a good outlook on the coming hours.
It either that, or you’re really an alcoholic and you might also participate in «beer in the office», «beer in church» or «beer in the absence of social activity».
But whatever, «beer in the shower» is frickin’ boss!