Bath & Body Works

They literally follow you around the store. It made me feel like they thought I was going to steal something. Every time I moved the same woman was right next to me. I’ve been to others and it’s never been like that. I won’t be coming back to this one.

This is by far the worst Bath and Body Works out there. The store located on the end of a strip mall and is tiny. Once you enter the store you will notice the most magnificent orgasmic aroma that every woman wishes her home would smell like. I went to this store during a holiday and it was way overcrowded. Women were knocking women into the displays which were standing everywhere. I found a couple of bath products on sale which I would have liked to purchase if the line wasn’t to the opposite end of the store. No sale is worth getting knocked over or waiting in line for half an hour.

me and ang are happily tooling along with our good day cokes in hand, sportin in my new box car and we are wayyyyy über happy cause we have coups! woot! one of those is entitling us to something free! big woot!
we go in to the store and are immediately greeted by this girl with glasses and she wants to spray some ugly spray on a miniature sheep and swab our noses with it… ack! back off sister. first, i like to man my own scent sniffing and i hate when people say, just smell it, it is new and smells great. apparently this girl must wear jean nate’ perfume cause this new milk and honey crap smelled like poop. gross!
i yank ang’s arm off and go to another better smelling part of the store, btw, we get a free sheep!!! WOOT! i have a black one now, her name is macy! we go over to the aromatherapy area hoping against hope that magically lavender/​vanilla conditioner and shampoo will appear. doesnt happen. blech!
girl with glasses is stalking around the displays trying her hardest to talk to us, no! we did find a darling girl with cute hair and trendy glasses that was the perfect amount of helpful without being overbearing, ya know?
she helped us with our scent port needs and gave us our totally free sheep and we happily stand in line and check out every person in the store and have helpful fashion tips for all of them, but every time i start to say something ang is always launching something at me… geesh, i feel like its my civic duty and all, help out the country and make it look prettier.
fine, i paid for my stuff and put it in my new earth friendly target bag and out we go with our herd of sheep.
dont get me wrong, help is nice and the occasional are you finding what you are looking for is okay, but geesh not every thirteen seconds!
store was overcrowed with displays and was melding too many holidays together and the smell was overpowering as usual but it was clean enough i guess.
we will return cause we got more coups and its real close to our house.