My review is only for breakfast, as that’s all I’ve had. Truly, truly, truly terrible. Pancakes were thick, but no flavor. Tasted mainly like it was the griddle. Wife said hers tasted like soap. Smoked sausage was very dry and a very tiny portion. Was«like eating a Slim Jim,» I was told. Eggs were good, but they’re eggs, so… Toast was good, but it was Texas Toast, which makes great sandwiches or French toast or garlic bread, but poor choice for eating plain with butter or jelly. Speaking of which, jelly and syrup are some off brand kitchen supply and were both terrible. Hash browns were barely cooked, just heated essentially. Was told home fries were good, and they did look good, but obviously frozen. Coffee was flavorless. Sweetener must be stored in a humid spot because it was all clumped together in the packet. Their slogan is «Eat here or we’ll both starve.» My guess is that they’re going to be really hungry very soon.
