Taco John’s

Taco Johns is a standby for our family, it’s usually a quick and economical place to feed the kids. Riverton’s Taco Johns has a better condiment bar than some of them and it is normally quite clean.

Never been to Taco Johns and after this trip here, I won’t go back to any of them. This particular location will bear the brunt of it because it was my first time at this chain. Sorry.
Should be renamed «Colon-​Blast» or «Shit out a kidney» I don’t know what they put in the food here, I can only assume it has some sort of natural laxative. Stayed at the hotel next door and the three of us worked the hell out of the bathroom. Plenty of knocking on the door and slogans like «Dude, hurry the fuck up» «I’m going to shit myself» or «Get out, Taco Johns is haunting my ass. Again.» At least my buddy, who we will call «Chris» (read about him from other reviews) solved his constipation issue he was facing earlier.
Staff seemed pretty unattentive. Dining room had litter all over the place. We got it to go so who really cares.
Two stars because they had a salsa bar and plenty of condiments and plastic silverware we took with us for a week of camping afterwards. Thanks!