Deane’s Bar & Thrill

I LOVE IT HERE. total hole in the wall feel, with totally wacky décor, but super awesome. Their prices are insanely affordable. 10 wings for like 6 bucks. There food is pretty basic, but exactly what you’re looking for when you’re just there to drink and chill. Pool tables and a juke box are fun. I fell in love instantly and will for sure be frequenting this place now!

Alright, so my boyfriend and I come here a lot. Usually at night. When we do come here during the day, the snotty bartender that works during the day, always has an attitude. She halfasses my drinks, and I always sit there for 15 minutes while she makes everyone’s drinks at the bar and makes me wait… I won’t be giving the bar my money during the day anymore.

I came to this place to have a good time with my girlfriend I had such a wonderful time it was my very first time at this place I recommend this place to everyone it’s small but it’s so comfortable and fun and the bartenders are awesome and the best time to come around 9pm because every one is pretty much barely getting there and buzzed so by the time you get up and sing you sound like a celebrity… Karaōke Sunday hell ya!

It’s a dive bar, and that’s okay! Went there with my sisters on a Wednesday night just because and oddly enough, there were plenty of people to keep you entertained! They had a blast on karaōke and the hostess was nice. People in the bar were also generally friendly and the bar was conveniently located. If I’m in town again, I’ll check it out on a different night just to see what it’s about.

As far as Upland goes, this is one of the best bars that I’ve been to. My cousin and I showed up because it was rated pretty well and it was divey. Parking was kind of confusing because we weren’t sure where we could park on the street and their tiny little 8 car lot was filled up.
Anyways, when we finally got in, we were thankful to see that there was plenty of people there (we visited on a Wednesday night). Also, it was karaōke night. ;)
I got a couple of beers and my cousin got a margarita. We found some seats by the pool tables to watch people sing. I have to say that there was the most interesting range of music chosen here… Someone even sang «I’ll Make a Man Out of You» from Mulan. That was weird…
The people were friendly and the service was pretty good. There’s a couple of pool tables, a claw machine, and a basketball hoop game. After a couple of drinks, my cousin and I decided to give karaōke a try. However, the wait was way too long so we never got to do it. Maybe next time!

Awesome place to have a beer! This is my new bar haha! That sounds horrible but this bar has a great clean environment! I enjoyed my experience and plan on coming back soon!

Was having a great time at this bar… karaōke, meeting locals, nice dive vibe. Then my friend got kicked out. They decide to randomly card him for the 2^nd time, even tho he was carded when we first walked in… and he can’t find his drivers license. We tell them, please check the bar cause they have it with his credit card. They say they don’t, and will no longer serve him. We go on a wild hunt throughout the bar looking for his drivers license. It’s nowhere to be found. Fine. He decides to chill while I have a few more drinks and continue with the karaōke
It starts to get a little chilly, and my friend puts on his sweatshirt, and the fat Hispanic bouncer tells him he’s not allowed to wear a sweatshirt?! What. The. Eeffffff! So, he takes it off. Some dude tells me whatever I want, drinks are on him. We confirm this a few times with the bartenders. If someone wants to be nice and buy me drinks, I honestly don’t see a problem with this. I go to get a beer, and they tell me I have to pay for it… even tho the guy says he wants to buy another drink for me. They tell me then, that I’m kicked out. Then the fat bouncer comes over and tells me I have to leave. I demand a reason why I’m being kicked out, as I’ve never been kicked out of a bar before in my life … and their reason… «I’m being mean» excuse me? You’re kicking Me out because I’m being mean? Is this for real? Are we In 3^rd grade? How am I being mean? Because some guy wants to buy me a drink? The pure insanity of this. Out of control. The short blonde bartender guy kicked me out, cause I’m being «mean» cause a random dude at the bar wants to buy me a drink. These people are out of Control. We ask them to close out our tabs, so we can leave the establishment and they hand my friend his credit card and his DRIVERS LICENSE. are you freaking kidding me?! They had his drivers license the whole time even tho told my friend he had to leave cause he didn’t have an ID… As we are leaving the fat bouncer was mad dogging me. Even while we were across the street walking home he puffed out his fat man tittys trying to look hard, please I am a woman and that is completely rude and uncalled for. This bar should be avoided at all costs. They will kick you out and hide your identification card, they will kick you out for wearing a sweater, they will kick you out if someone buys you drinks, and Will call you mean for accepting them. Hahaha. I can’t do anything but laugh at this ridiculous excuse of a bar. I hope management or the owner can do some house cleaning and get a new staff that is more accommodating and nice to their locals and guests.

Very cool and relaxing bar. No b.s. Just drinks. I go to unwind and have a beer. The bartenders are good. They have tv’s to watch all the games and the regulars to spark up conversations. Cell phones are not needed at this spot.

Came here last night with one of my girl friends. We were having a good time until we walked by a table and someone dropped a glass. The bouncer, too large to have an actual security uniform made for him, proceed to kick us out! We informed his 3^rd grade education ass that we had nothing to do with the «incident» even after I dumb it down and used a word he could understand, he still tried to kick us out. As we were escorted out by the 850lb man, he was on the phone with the cops because clearly he was threatened by two 5’5″ women who combined weighed less than a third of his body weight. Do not come here unless you have the patience to argue with «Security» guard Shrek. Once someone reads this review to him, please inform him that he is not an authority figure since his XXXXL t-​shirts, I mean «uniforms» are purchased at the swap meet 4 for $ 20.

I’ve been to Deanes plenty over the years. This really is the best dive bar atmosphere you can ever ask for. Hands down… the bartenders are friendly, competent and extremely attentive. The afternoon crowd is easy going and makes you feel comfy. Night crowd is a bit younger, but still comfortable. Small place, but still always a place to sit. The crowd is always friendly so squeeze in where ever you can and make some friends. Drink prices are reasonable. cold beer and accurate pours… also, be sure to read the scrolling sign behind the bar. comedy!

Another good night at Deane’s. Bartenders were busy but kept things moving. Thanks to Christopher, Vanessa, and John!

I like this bar. Came here to watch the Dodgers. Bartender wouldn’t take my Passport. I’m 36, has common sense become obsolete? Change your passport policy and allow your bar tenders to use common sense.

It’s a small place with limited parking but has a cool ambiance and a mellow crowd. I felt pretty safe considering it’s my first time here and I went alone. The regulars are friendly and the bartenders were attentive. The cocktail I had was nice and they have promos for every day of the week. I also saw an assortment of drinks priced $ 2 that night. There isn’t much food on the menu so I snacked on the 5pcs of jalapeño poppers with cheese for around $ 3. Since it was a Wednesday, lots of people were singing their hearts out at the karaōke. I like that the place doesn’t smell like cigarette smoke. Smokers probably do their thing at the nice patio out front. There’s a surveillance camera by the parking lot so you can keep an eye on your vehicle. The ladies’ restroom was clean and spacious for 1 person. Overall, I think it’s a pretty decent dive bar I can recommend to chill and grab a drink.

Everything was great! Bartenders were on point, vibe was great only to have security threatened you physically just cause you called him out on last call. Fyi this guy is huge Hispanic male just to have him try to fight you over something so small made me wonder. … why come back? I was told im no longer welcome even though i spent $ 200 at this establishment. I just didn’t feel safe. I had a large party there and they as well will not return back. Its too ghetto for me if your not into that the DON’T come to deans!

Poor service. The girl at the bar is really rude. Limited parking and the place is a bit dilapidated. I would rather go elsewhere to hang out.

Came here on a Tuesday and can’t get in? Really u don’t accept a legal U.S. Passport from a legit 48 year old women? Suck it A-​holes. Oh one more thing ur bartenders are stupid and ugly!!!

They don’t accept passports? A government issued I.D.? That is so dumb. I’ve never been to a place that didn’t accept a passport. Not only that but they asked for a credit card with my name on it and another photo I.D. with my name on it. Which I proceeded to do so. And they STILL denied me. Why waste my time? You missed out on some good profit. Walked to margarita rocks and our tab was 200 bucks for our group. So sucks to suck dean’s. I’ll never recommend this place to anyone. Margarita rocks is where it’s at.

Cool local dive bar with regulars in the day and hip younger crowd at night. Two small pool tables and small tv;s everywhere. Good music playing and run down chairs but it’s clean and there is a cool vibe.
They have 24oz for the drafts and a full bar. This will be my new watering hole for sure.

First time coming in and I’m in Loved great service, finally found a chill bar by home ! Definitely my new favorite hangout

Cool local hangout place. Drove by this place for years but never checked it out. Thought, ‘Looks like a dive.’ every time I passed it and that’s exactly what it is, but a cool one at that.
Came by here on a Sunday night a few months ago when a female friend told me she was going to sing for me. Turns out Sunday nights are karaōke nights. You have your regular singers and first timers and everyone seems to have fun due to the talent or lack thereof. Most people were pretty good that night including my pal. Place was packed and everyone was friendly including the cute female bartender wearing a ‘F&ck Off! Tshirt.
Came again last night and met an ex coworker. Saturdays are apparently less busy but things kicked in around ten PM. Domestic bottled beers are cheap even at non happy hour times and the food is pretty good and also very affordable. The staff again was very friendly, not too pushy and always checked on us despite the crowd getting bigger as time passed. Even the local drunk that sat near us at the bar who was eavesdropping on us was a friendly bloke.
The crowd is a mix of twenty somethings all the way up to people in their fifties. Love that everyone is so cool and people just leave you alone. That seems to be a recurring theme in the other reviews. Highly recommended for a fun local night out.