Bed Bath & Beyond

Friendly and helpful staff, love cisiting as they carry almost anything you can think you will ever need in and around your home.
Love the fact that you can use their 20% discount coupons that never expire even when they have an expiration date. In case you didn’t bring the coupon during your purchase you can come back with it next time and they will apply the credit fir your purchase.
I love just walking through the aisles and jsut see what new product they have for purchase. Love the huge amount of kitchen and bathroom priducts that one can imagine.

They started renovating the Paramus store and so I decided to go up here. I like this place a little bit better than Paramus but not by much. The staff here is friendly and always asking if you need help. This location seems a lot cleaner and brighter and doesn’t have that scary feel the other location has.

You might be thinking, «What’s a man’s man like Christopher doing at BBnB? On a Saturday afternoon? With his best friend Ricardo?» You also might be thinking «rainbows» and «unicorns» and «purple triangle» but you’re wrong wrong wrong. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, whatever «it» is.
Right, so, BBnB on a Saturday afternoon, is really an afterthought to a whole weekend of cleaning the house and doing stuff while the family vacations in Miami. I needed humidifier filters/​wicks — honest — and I thought a BBnB would be a good stop. And, I must admit, we were returning from a very disappointing road trip to a hobby shop — again, you’re thinking, «Christopher, your coolness exceeds the humanly possible. How is it that you were visiting a haven for weenies?» Nay, gentle readers, I was riding shotgun with Rickmeister, who, when not knocking down doors and arresting violent criminals, builds models of vehicles, the kind that transport him to places where he knocks down doors and wrestles with social outlaws.
Whew. So we get there, and it’s tucked way back in this canyon-​like strip mall, and it’s just like every other BBnB. It has a dizzying array of kitchen utensils, none of which I buy. It has linens, sheets, candles, «As Seen on TV» effluvia, and yes, humidifiers. That aren’t like mine. Or even the filters for my humidifier. I did score a multiheaded power strip — they call them Power Squids — and cashed out.
The best part is Ricky. He proceeds to get a shopping cart (cue foley artist «thud») and fills it with about $ 300 worth of candles. No fucking lie, Yankee Candle has him by the balls.
A good trip on a rainy Saturday afternoon. If Henry Rollins can shop here, anyone can.
–C