Dunkin’ Donuts

There’s nothing being able to juice up your caffeine intake while filling up your tank, and this Dunkin’ Donuts located in the corner gas station is one of the few places in this neighborhood where you can do that. Just try not to breathe in too many fumes as you sip your fancy latte.
Occasionally — and I don’t really hold this against them — you might be asked if you want milk in your latte. OK, so this isn’t that coffee place with the green mermaid. If you wanted that, you can find them not too far from here. A hot cup of fresh coffee is a treat, and that’s exactly what you’ll find here!

This Dunkin is located in a gas station. There is your first clue that things aren’t going to be the greatest.
Let me be clear by saying the staff is great here. They are friendly and they honestly try their best to serve you. However, the coffee is so watered down it doesn’t taste like coffee. It doesn’t really taste like anything. My wife doubted me, did not think I knew what I was talking about. So I ordered a large black coffee, iced. No milk or sugar. I took a sip, she took a sip, and we agreed that it tasted more like water than it did like coffee.
We don’t get coffee here anymore.

yes, I am still reviewing every Dunkin Donuts in New York City.
this Dunkin has the benefit of being right near where I meet the other guys in my carpool. sometimes I manage to make it to the carpool early enough (or at least, earlier than the other 3 guys) to hit this up.
the service is extremely fast, to the point where I am not sure those are actual humans behind the counter, but rather, some sort of steam-​powered automatons. [1]
the coffee at this location is among the best of the Dunkins that I’ve been to. I know, that’s like saying «the shiniest piece of shiny gold», but, yo, fuck it. I love their coffee, and it gets me through long, hectic, draining days at work.
it’s also attached to a convenience store and a gas station. just so you know — and remember, kids, KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE! [2]
1: automatons is another word for robot, for the uninitiated.
2: the other half is evenly split between red lasers and blue lasers.