Carnival Miracle Cruise Ship

Wow I can’t believe I am the first to review this shithole!
I don’t leave many bad reviews but this place earned it. I see so many people make the joke «I wish I could give this place zero stars.» Well I wish I could give this place negative stars.
Fuck Carnival. I only thought to look this up after their latest fuck up where people were stuck out at seas for days, shitting wherever they could.
Lets go over my experience. We took off from New York, (I don’t know why this thing is listed in Queens. The Miracle deports and docks on Manhattan’s West Side). We were suppose to stop at San Juan, Turks and Caicos, and St. Tomas. Word comes in that there are hurricanes in the Caribbean and it could provide some turbulent conditions. Regardless it’s the captain’s decision on all matters. It turns out every other cruise line at that time stayed course but our smug, pompus, piece of shit captain decides he doesn’t want to complete our course and he even admits why. Because he is sick of seeing that same ports. He admitted it. The man stated how excited he was to go to brand new destinations that him and his crew have never seen.
First San Juan got scratched. Real bummed and the fact they dropped us off at Cape Canaveral, Florida did not help. Beach was dirty and nasty. Next Turks and Caicos gets scratched, instead we go to the Bahamas which I had been to previously. Once again not too happy. Then the final straw. We hear St Thomas is not happening but there are whispers of Bermuda. I would be satisfied with Bermuda. Captain gets on the microphone. He starts to explain that there are no ports to dock the ship so that we can’t go to Bermuda. Instead this asshole decides to bring a boat filled of people from the Tri-​State are to Oh So Tropical Rhode Island. RHODE FUCKING ISLAND. INSANE. For the next three hours the entire boat was chanting mutiny. These assholes did nothing to help out except offing more smug answers. They even told us if we wanted to leave the ship from Rhode Island it would cost us $ 300 dollars a person. The most ridiculous thing is he stated we couldn’t go to Bermuda because there was no where to dock. THERE WAS NO WHERE TO DOCK IN RHODE ISLAND. The ship stayed out and we had to take small boats to reach the shore.
When I arrived back in New York I wrote Carnival multiple times, called them multiple times. Seeking some form of compensation, fuck offer me a voucher or discount for a future experience. NOTHING. They gave me nothing. I hate Carnival. I hope Carnival goes bankrupt and get the shit sued out of them from their latest fuck up. SINK BABY, SINK!
I apologize, I’m not really this angry.