The Breeze

There’s not a lot of things $ 2 will buy you these days… a small coffee, two items off the dollar menu at McDonald’s and my affection for a quarter of an hour.
But the $ 2 you pay on this bus is money well spent. You get a clean, safe ride from your Godforsaken hovel in Truro and are deposited smack in the middle of Provincetown.
Drivers are friendly and professional. Just have exact exchange, you stupid tourists. No bus driver in the world is going to break a $ 20 for you, nimrod.

Cape Cod’s Regional Transit Authority offers a service called The Breeze, which shuttles folks to and from the beaches in Provincetown. Brilliant! It’s like $ 2, and it saves you from the nightmare of riding your bike to the beach. Yeah, driving there is easier, but it’s also way cheaper and more eco-​friendly. The Breeze runs every half hour in season, so it’s pretty darn convenient.
The last time I rode The Breeze was pretty memorable. I was coming back from a long day at the beach, exhausted. There was a retired couple with a little white dog that was coughing up seawater, and a bus full of white people wearing Ralph Lauren polos with American Flags on them. What was the bus driver listening to? A Bob Marley cd. And what happened next? A sing along! To which song? Get Up, Stand Up! It was hilarious, wonderful and just absurd.