Schwan’s Sales Enterprises

I love this program! The food tastes amazing and it is delivered right to your front door. Joe is the delivery guy and he is so polite and friendly. I added the app on my phone so it makes ordering that much easier. I would highly recommend trying it out. There is no minimum monthly order required or how often you place an order. The driver will always leave a reminder tag on my door with a catalogue without pressure to remind me of the dates he will be by next.

There was nothing like looking out the window as a stoned teenager and seeing that ugly yellow and split pea soup colored truck on the street. Mobile refrigerated goodness.
My mother owned the only nail salon in Lakeside, we monopolized that bitch, so she was always busy and shit. She would have me go online to buy some groceries. I would hop onto the computer and after 6 minutes of a noise so freaking ear piercing it would make my dog, Dinner, cry and howl… I would be online. Thanks AOL 2.0!
Schwan’s is most famously known for their Ice Cream sold in quarts and gallons. Ice cream bars, ice cream sandwiches, popsicles, drumsticks, and sorbets.
They have these frozen drink concentrates that would put your grandmother’s lemonade to shame. My favorite was the blue raspberry flavor. So good!
They have potpies, pastas, breads, crabcakes, hot wings, pigs in a blanket, pizzas, pies, cakes, cobblers, literally everything you would be able to find in the frozen section of the grocery store is online or in their catalog.
I have no idea how my mom didn’t realize I smoked copious amounts of weed as a teenager. The crap ordered, the quantity I ate, and how quickly I ate it. I had to be high off of my ass!
So yea, I ate quite a bit of frozen food as a teenager. At least it came in a fancy truck and brought right to my front door. People who say those that live in Lakeside are trashy can suck it! Schwan’s kills Marie Callender’s any day of the week.
I miss you, Marty!