UYE Patio Tour: Ankeny Alley + Kit Kat

Lordt! I am so behind on reviewing this Summer of UYEs. This was the perfect ending to my evening started not far from there at a giant 80s Throwback-​themed event at Pure Space. Yes, I left my RUN DMC costume on. Yes, I’m so glad I did.
Kit Kat was celebrating its second anniversary, so it was pretty full in there, but not uncomfortable! A fun level of busy. Lotsa action. A performance happening everywhere my eyes could see. Still great drink prices, still great dancers, still classy door staff. Love it.
Another success, Mr. Melvin T, thank you for organizing. Hangin’ in the middle of the alley at the picnic tables is so fun, no matter which bar we end up at down there.

Five stars for it ending with a strip club
Minus a star for $ 13 cocktails. Plus one star for Oscar getting in trouble for ordering doubles at the most expensive bar we went to. When JJ says she doesn’t have kids, we all know she’s forgetting about Oscar.
Also yay for finding Valentines! Reasonably priced drinks and a super rockin’ bartender. We had a mild run in with a über drunky-​drunk dude (where you from? New Jersey? Fuck that place. How about you? Fuck Seattle! …oooook) but Oscar can turn into momma bear when that got outta hand. And then the barender showed him the DOOR. Fun times resumed with a awesome DJ.
Then we went to Kit Kat (or…Klit Kat… teehee) and chaos ensued. I’m sure everyone had a lovely time but I lost sight of most people after about 20 minutes. Needless to say, GOOD TIMES.
A+ UYE Melvin.

After witnessing Jeannie getting moaterboated several times by the women of the Kit Kat Club, nothing else really matters. Just saying.
But other observations, AB does RUN DMC very well, dinosaurs are still not allowed to b f’d with, if you are drunk, don’t mess with Oscar, Abba Zabbas and wine lollipops are pretty good, it can get pretty humid downtown, and shouldn’t a vagina car be better than a Chevy Caprice?
Melvin did good. (well minus the $ 13 drinks at District)