St Francis Cemetery & Mausoleum

Is this what it comes down to?
If I want to be the ‘First to Review’ I need to resort to a cemetery review?
Well alright, so be it.
If you haven’t got anything better to do and are thinking about dying anytime soon, you might want to consider St. Francis — this place is extraordinary!
First, there’s the Catholic aspect.
It’s a Roman Catholic Cemetery catering to the needs of Catholics everywhere. Well, dead Catholics that is, but Catholics just the same.
Then there’s their graveside services — you can’t beat them anywhere.
I’ve been to plenty of funerals in my time, but St. Francis beats them all with their ample parking, long winding streets and well manicured gardens.
This may not mean much to your average funeral-​goer, but try wheeling old Aunt Mary through three hundred yards of tall, unkempt Bermuda grass on a hot summer day and you’ll be praising them for their thoughtful street layout!
Then there’s the mausoleum.
Let’s say your family was too cheap to pony-​up for the ‘Dreamliner’, instead, opting for the ‘Eternity Trekker’ (knotty pine) coffin.
You’ve never liked worms. They’re icky.
And the last thing you need is them crawling all over you for eternity, but the ‘Trekker’ will get you just that if you plant it six-​feet under, which is why you’ll want to consider the mausoleum.
St. Francis offers above ground burial plots here, just like you’re in a city morgue or something.
Opt for one elevated high in the wall and you’ll never need to worry about former foes peeing on your headstone.
Pretty cool, eh?