Kramchella

When I first heard about this I was really excited, mostly because word on the street was that Moby was gonna DJ there. Turns out it that it’s just a Moby impersonator, or rather a guy who looks like he ate Moby and gained his bald head and glasses, but not his super DJ powers. Normally, I’d take a lot of stars off for this but there is free booze (lots of stars) and the promise of a Tupac hologram (or at least another DJ).
Parking sucks, but if you yell at the owner enough, he will valet for you. Better if you could walk or bike there. Fortunately, I only live a mile away so it’s perfect for me to stumble home drunkenly! There is a nice pool and cabana area, perfect for a daytime cocktail in the sun. Plenty of dark corners at night for getting in to shenanigans!
To wrap it up, this place could be a real hot spot over the summer once the owner works out a few kinks, but so long as the beer keeps flowing… I’ll be back!