Why have I been getting my hair cut here for years? A) His prices remain the same B) I like the way his man-breasts feel gently resting on my shoulders when he does my sideburns C) He does exactly what I tell him to do D)All of the above *JEOPARDYTHINKMUSIC* Yes, you’ve guessed it… D! Also because I don’t have to call in 5 days in advance, and make an appointment that i’ll most likely forget about anyways I mean, c’mon now, you know what really grinds my gears? When people say, «Oh no, I can’t go. I have my haircut appointment at that time!» ~~~Really? *SHAKESHEADINDISAPPROVAL* I walk in, I get my cut, I walk out. SIMPLEANDEFFECTIVE!