Briana’s Sauces

I bought a jar of Briana’s Habanero Hot Salsa at a convenience store in the Ottumwa area, while stopped for gas. Why do I do this? The only logical answer is that I like to try local food finds. So here was a locally made salsa, I thought I should try.
This stuff is simply bad. To start with it is not hot, despite the cute cartoon of the poor Mexican guy with fire shooting out of his mouth and his hat being blown off. It simply is not hot even for Iowans. The only real flavor is onion, but the most disturbing attribute is the sweetness. I have tried to think of something to use this for. Possibly it could be blended off in some barbecue sauce if you cooked it down to get rid of the water.
This is supposed to be from Briana’s Restaurant (famous for this?), now known as Benchwarmers. It certainly does not make me want to stop and try their food.