Olalla Food Center

What can i say about the olalla food center, The associates working there are kind and helpful. You get a warm welcome coming there especially if you are a local. they pretty much have the basic essentials. They have a great selection of movie rentals as well, im pretty impressed with. however the store is very dusty. Also it is pricey to shop there, you are basically paying for the convenience. I get stuff there that i absolutely need.

This is a wonderful place with wonderful people and really good prices for a convenience store. If you are in Olalla and you need snacks, milk, cereal, gas, drinks, smokes, scratch tickets, dog treats, beer, soda, motor oil or something else, please stop here. You will get what you need for less than you’d have thought. The people who work there are cheerful and pleasant and the store itself has a great selection of items at decent prices. You can also gas up your ride here which beats the hell out of running out of gas in Olalla.
There is a fat man with huge, hairy moobs who shops here and sometimes in warm weather he doesn’t button his shirts up all the way or at all. He also drives a convertible, that makes it easier for you to see his moobs in all their hairy glory. He has VERY good hearing so if you are surprised or perhaps startled by the sudden sight of his moobs, say nothing, especially if your windows are down. He will likely hear you. He won’t like this, he expects you to look at his moobs with your eyes, not with your mouth, and he doesn’t need or want to hear your opinion on his moobs or on any moobs or even on moobs in general. Hairy moob man doesn’t need you.
There is also a day-​walking ginger man who shops there, he drives a red toyota truck unless he is with some old woman who looks like she is what happens when god makes people out of leather and skank. That is not his mother, that is his girlfriend. She is old, yes, it’s true. You will know them both by their snaggly teeth and narcissism. They are crazy and they are tweekers and if you see them you should avoid them because neither one (but especially him, the ginger man) can hold in their poops due to too much extreme insertion style anal sex. They are sad, sad, people. Leave them to their misery and ickiness.
Olalla Food Center really is a great place to stop off for snacks, drinks, smokes, etc when your day finds you on the road in Olalla. Please don’t be put off by hairy moob man or ginger and his leatherface older woman. Olalla Food Center can’t help who moves in next door or down the street from them anymore than you can.