DOO-ZEE

If you like sipp’n your warm beer… then don’t get this. If you’re a gnarler in the parler and like cold beer… you want one of these. Get one for your lady friend too.

Old East 800
Yeah thats my brand
Take it in a bottle
40, Quart, or Can
Drink it like a mad man
Yes I do
F**K the police
And a 502
As Compton, California Poet Laureate, Eric «Eazy-​E» Wright so eloquently expressed in his song 8 Ball, the 40 Ounce of malt liquor is one of the perfect vessels to consume spirits.
However, you shouldn’t ride a horse without a saddle.*
In this situation my friends, the Doo Zee is your saddle.
We’ve all seen the popularity of coozies grow within the SF bar scene, perhaps imported from our midwestern and southern (but no less educated) friends who have transplanted to SF.
Let’s earn the respect of our peers with a new Yay Area classic; The Doo-​Zee!
Now your 40 can join in on the fun. And for 40 oz snobs, remember that a 40 doesn’t have to be old english 800 or 211 aka steel reserve, because our friends at anheiser busch and coors also make 40s of their delicious beers we’ve been enjoying in can and bottle form for years.
i recommend a 40 of bud heavy, but if you are feeling cray cray, steel reserve is like no wingman you’ve ever had, constantly whispering in your ear «go talk to her» or «what’d that guy say??? cold cock his a$$!»
grab a doo-​zee put a 211 in it and get on board, you will not be disappointed… or sober
*riding a horse with a saddle isn’t an absolute, seems like if you are on your honeymoon or in a romance novel, bareback is the way to go…