Quick Slim Lipo

I noticed there are not a lot of reviews of Quick Slim pretty much anywhere on the interwebs, so I wanted to put something out there. I bought the Groupon but when I called they sold me on 2 packages for $ 149.99. It seemed to good to be true, not invasive, doesn’t hurt, lose 2 inches, permanent results. Sweet!
So the first time I went there was an angry lady waiting stating she didn’t get any results so far. Not the best sign, but I tried to be open-​minded. First off, the whole «spa» is the size of a studio apartment and is attached to Powerhouse Fitness. There was some dudes in there from corporate who never acknowledged any of the customers, another odd sign.
So I am taken back to a room that is about ½ the size of the a doctors office to get measured and go through the «procedure». The lady doing it is very nice and measures you, records measurements, and takes a pic. Then you lay down for the actual «laser». I am using quotation because seriously, this machine looks like something created for a cheap 60’s Sci-​fi movie. It is big and silver with like 3 buttons. So you lay there for with warm lasers on you for approx 16 minutes, then more measurements are taken. While the warm lasers are relaxing, I find it odd that you can use your cell phone and just need some special glasses to wear.
After this, more measurements are taken, where you will «lose» a small amount of inches. It’s hard to tell if this is a trick of the lady using the tape measure, although she does seem to be as accurate and as honest as possible.
The after instructions are to wear compression garments, lots of water, clean eating, etc. So basically the things that would help you lose any additional inches regardless of the situation.
When I went back, it stated I lost about an inch, but my pants feel the same. If I look a little bit different at my stomach it seems like my stretch marks look slightly better, and she did say that it can help skin texture.
So right now I feel very «meh» about this place. If you have money to burn, sure, give it a try. Otherwise, my jury is out on whether this is even effective. I would love to hear more people’s opinions, maybe it takes multiple treatments to really see results?

Nice enough folks, but you pay A LOT of money for results that are completely temporary. I made the mistake of paying full freight for this about a week before their living social offer came out, but even at $ 750 — it’s a total rip off. It’s a temporary water loss. When the inches that I «lost» during the treatment were back by the following week, I was asked what I did wrong… Interesting tactic.
And for those of you wondering whether I used this for a crutch — I work out 6 days a week and was just going to see if this could help get some definition on my middle aged body. I’m still a size 2, but things are just not as tight as before and I figured that I would take a shot.
So take my advice — and the expense on my credit card — for experience. Pass on this and use your money in another manner.