Walmart Supercenter

GHETTO TO THE MAX! Holy mofo! I’m from California and have gone to Walmart in Oakland (considered ghetto) but this takes the cake! I swear to God, I felt like all the redneck/​ghetto guests from Jerry Springer worked there or was shopping there. I was waiting for some ghetto boos to start twerking in the aisle.
Parking lot was kinda scary. You have some janky cars parked outside with bullet holes, wondering if you’re the next target. LOL. Big wheels… big rims… gold teefus… crackheads walking around.
Went to the Mcdonalds inside and there were 6 women working there, just standing around talking and scratching their heads with their long 4 inch finger nails. I was a bit annoyed that only one cashier was open and there was a line of 5 people.
But, on the plus side, the Walmart was fully stocked and clean.

This place is HORRIBLE. The worst service I’ve ever had. Not only are the employees rude but the managers are worse. Do yourself a favor and just shop somewhere else.

Worst service I’ve received in my entire life. The cashier who checked me out forgot to give me my cash back, which I didn’t realise until I went to pay for something the next day and I didn’t have the cash.
So I go back to get my cash back, and the employee doesn’t greet or acknowledge. She gets her manager and again even the manager doesn’t acknowledge us at all and only talks to her employee. She goes to check the camera and confirms to her employee again without any acknowledgement or apologies.
Don’t shop here.

Plan on waiting I line for twice the time it takes you to shop. Very aggravating Walmart. Often have a low supply stock.

I was looking for a bike rack, and I saw one listed on the wall but couldn’t find the specific product. An employee, I think her name was Cherie, took the time to go look in back and scan the different boxes to help me find the one I wanted. Super duper helpful, and it wasn’t even her department. Thanks Cherie!
Employees here have generally been pretty dang helpful and I’ve found it’s easy to find stuff. Other than that, it’s a Wal Mart.

If you are going to sell yourself to the beast — might as well pick a good one!
This place has ALL the stuff. It’s newish and clean and there is a ton of space. Their arts and crafts section is impressively well organized.
What I like best, though, is the selection in the food/​grocery section. It’s pretty spectacular how diverse it is. Their international foods aisle keeps my dear friend very happy.
We are equidistant between this one and the one in Jefferson Parish and I choose this one every time!

I don’t understand all the hate on WalMart. I love WalMart! It always has exactly what I need, and even more of what I didn’t know I needed! This WalMart is my go-​to place for deals on the essentials like meat, Greek yogurt, fresh vegetables, fruit, cliff bars, and spaghetti. Also, they have a large selection of beer, wine, and liquor that’s way cheaper than at a liquor store for the same exact thing! What’s more, is that WalMart has things for everyone, even gifts for your nieces, nephews, and grandparents! It also has a large pet center, where you can buy food, treats, and kitty litter on a bargain. Plus, there’s still the WalMart app, which has the «savings catcher» feature, so you can scan your receipts and get money back if your paid more for an item at WalMart than you would have paid at another shop nearby! That’s huge for me, and since using this WalMart, my additional savings have been slim to none, which means they have the best prices around for what I’m buying! But wait, there’s more! Have you ever heard of Mr. Ghetto? Google him and his Wally World video, it was done at THIS WalMart! :)

This review is specifically for the Tchoupitoulas street location:
It’s a Walmart. Don’t expect anything beyond that. Not even customer service. Don’t be surprised if you suddenly become invisible to the employees.
There are a (very) few saving graces which I would like to mention: The sweet door greeter «Daphne» and some other employees (mostly in the pharmacy) have always been very helpful and nice.
«The high cost of low prices» indeed. You’ve been warned.

I don’t know what to say about this… necessary evil maybe? Let’s just say it gets the job done when Costco and Amazon don’t have what I need.
Don’t leave your purse unattended, don’t leave anything of obvious worth in your car, don’t go to the bathroom at the front – use the one in the back by the craft section if you absolutely have to, and DO expect to find a lot of empty shelves on random days (the stocking is sporadic and entire sections of things are often inexplicably wiped out).
I’m not judging because it serves it’s purpose in the community and let’s face it, I go here on a regular basis… I’m just not going to give it 5 stars!

Ahhhhh well I could say WALMART IS WALMART IS WALMART, but that’s totally not true in this case. This WalMart is FAMOUS… this is where Mr Ghetto shot the Wally-​World, #ijs; don’t judge me, check it out for yourself. But anyway…
I must admit I USUALLY steer clear of this WalMart like the plague, because of the unprofessional, lacking customer service, unhelpful store associates BUT there has been a considerable change in the attitudes & work ethics of most of the employees. With that being said, I am now open to visit & patronage this Walmart. New & improved employee attitudes, clean aisles, bathroom are USABLE, quick check out lines, items in place & in stock. This is GREAT news for the uptown community as I know they frequent this location. So happy for the new-​old environment.
My visit was uneventful, I was able to do my normal «stick & move» caper; get it & go… I love the fluidness. I was able to walk into the store, grab my items & proceed to the checkout area without hassle. This is how shopping is supposed to be… YEAH!!!
I find this location to be great in its placement. One of 3 WalMarts in New Orleans; I’m happy about the changes & I look forward to returning to be a FREQUENT FLYER of this location. Happy Happy Joy Joy!!!

Seriously? Why does this Walmart have such a low rating? I think people don’t quite know what they are walking into when they go into a Walmart, and that goes for anywhere… Walmart is not a world-​class level establishment. It’s a department store where you go when you’re on a budget.
That being said. This is the best Walmart experience I have had, going to the one
On Tchoupitoulas. And I mean this place literally has it all — Trifling managers who get into arguments over the intercom, little old lady greeters in wheelchairs, workers complaining about low pay/​hours, crackheads outside yelling at everybody, ridiculously stupid long lines…
The good part about it all is that the store is usually completely stocked and relatively clean. The workers, even the worst of them, seem to enjoy their job to a degree, perhaps the camaraderie of it all. Nobody in that store has ever been rude to me.
The only thing that disappoints me is that this place is not open 24 hours.

I only come here for the pharmacy. As a general rule, I try to support local businesses whenever possible, but I don’t think there are too many local pharmacies around, and man, Walmart’s drug prices are so much cheaper than anywhere else. Other than that… it’s a Walmart. The customer service is hit or miss. The piles of stuff and things are plentiful. Like I said, it’s a Walmart.

It took me a while to come to terms with the fact that I’m really about to review Walmart right now, but here goes…
I had been to this Walmart a few times while I was attending Tulane. Recently, though, I moved to the Irish Channel and now find myself at this Walmart more than I ever dreamed I would, purely due to location/​convenience.
In the words of Stefon, THIS. PLACE. HAS. EVERYTHING. You really can’t beat the convenience of getting everything in one trip to the store. I’m ashamed to admit it, but I’ve started grabbing a few groceries here as well, and it’s not bad at all. The produce is surprisingly pretty nice, and the selection is wide throughout the store. They don’t have a ton of specialty stuff, but it will definitely suffice for the basics.
This place is constantly packed, no matter what time of day you go. Avoid this place on weekend afternoons unless you welcome a massive headache. Aisles are impossible to navigate, and the already slow/​hostile check-​out service is backed up with way too many customers.
Overall, this is the best place to go in New Orleans for catch-​all needs, but I really fucking wish we had a Target closer by.

This was a very nice and big store. It had everything here from personal items to nail salon. They had a fresh deli, seafood, hot food and a large selection of fresh fruits and vegetables. The sales representatives were very pleasurable and helpful.

This walmart is repulsive. They only have one line open no matter when our how many hundreds of people are here. The dog food section is lacking and the snack layout (okay clearly I had an agenda) is picked over. Just a headache overall.

Disorganized store.
All I think about when I’m here shopping or when I see it driving by on Tchoup is that stupid Wally World song. It’s fucking annoying and gives me bubble butt envy since I cannot make a clapping sound with my flat Asian butt.

I don’t really review superstores that often, so maybe my star rating is a bit more robust than others here…
I like this Wal-​Mart. The people are really friendly, helpful and usually pretty knowledgable about what they have in stock.
I have never seen a child with a firearm. Never really heard anyone swear. I do, however, usually come here around 6am when I am done at my gym down the way.
The bathrooms here are always clean.
At htis particular branch they are constantly updating prices… the other day I bought a bunch of belly button rings for $ 1 a piece. BAM!

What do you expect… It’s Walmart. You get Walmart things here. You get a Walmart experience here. The only difference between this Walmart and others is its this Walmart (at least the parking lot):
Anyway, there’s only 1 real piece of advice I can give here. Go on Wednesday. They restock that morning and most of the stuff that they’re usually out of will still be in stock at that point.
Overall Grade: F (but I’m super bias against Walmart)

They have a lot of items here, but seemingly never the items I want?! I have been in other wal-​marts that carry my favorite kind of cat litter, coffee creamer, coffee… they do not have orzo, un-​seasoned bread crumbs, or any fresh herbs.
On the plus side, they do have alcohol, a plethora of alcohol. Everywhere in the store.
I try to go during the day, during the week, when it seems to be the least crowded. Evenings after 5pm or weekends… no thank you!
Parking is not too bad here, and they do collect the carts regularly, although many of the carts are noisy and/​or difficult to push.
People in line as well as cashiers are amazed and bewildered when I bring reusable bags. I guess I am a rare breed among wal-​mart shoppers in NOLA.
Long story short, they have great prices, so I will continue to shop here, despite the less than pleasurable experience.

I’m not a fan of Walmarts in general.
Scummy rich family owned business that screws over their employees.
But this one is worse than most. I had friends coming to visit and wanted a certain inflatable bed made by Intex that actually wasn’t a piece of crap that would destroy the backs of the heartiest Mountain man (Or woman, It’s a new world!)
Called.
Rang 30 times. I hung up.
Called.
Rang 30 times. I hung up.
Waited an hour.
Called.
Rang 20 times and someone answered.
*Mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth*
Pardon?
*Mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth*
No seriously, am I being Punk’d?
*Mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth*
Um…Ok, I’m looking for an Intex Rising Comfort Airbed Mattress with Built-​In Electric Pump
Hold music
Hold music
*click*
SON OF A BYATCH!
Called.
Rang 24 times.
*Mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth*
*Mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth*
No seriously, am I being Punk’d AGAIN?
*Mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth*
Um…Ok, I’m looking for an Intex Rising Comfort Airbed Mattress with Built-​In Electric Pump
HOLD music.
Hold music
Hold music
Hold music
Hold music
Hold music
F-​IN HOLD MUSIC!!!
*Mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth*
*Mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth*
What?
*Mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth*
*Mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth*
*Mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth*
*Mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth*
Um…Ok, I’m looking for an Intex Rising Comfort Airbed Mattress with Built-​In Electric Pump.
*Mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth*
HOLD MUSIC!
HOLD MUSIC!
HOLD MUSIC!
HOLD MUSIC!
*Mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth-​mush-​mouth*
Pardon?
YESH. WE GOTS IT. aight?
Ok, I’ll be right there.
10 minutes later, I’m there and there is no Intex Rising Comfort Airbed Mattress with Built-​In Electric Pump in the store.
That is a HUGE bunch of time in my life that I just won’t get back and I think I got dumber and less able to express simple concepts than I was before I called there.
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