Maile Lani Photography

A few years ago, Unilocaler Vicky L. asked to see my engagement pictures. I joked that my divorce would come through before my engagement pictures appeared. It turns out that I will actually get gay divorced (thanks, SCOTUS!) before my engagement pictures or a refund for my engagement pictures arrives. You know, the engagement pictures we took in 2008 or so.
Yeah, Maile is fun. I’m sure she’s a great photographer, but I wouldn’t know because I’ve never actually seen my pictures. First we were told that the disc of pictures was lost in the mail. Then she claimed they were lost to a hard-​drive accident (or a memory card accident or something) 6 months after our engagement session in Jackson Square. Did she offer us a refund? Nope. Did we pay in cash, up front? Yep. Did she offer to make it up? Nope.
And hey look, now I’m getting a divorce so even an offer to make it right 7 years later would miss the mark like whoa.
If you are laying out the cold hard wedding cash, wouldn’t you want a photographer who actually delivers? Because Maile doesn’t. Didn’t.
At least I don’t need to host a ceremonial burial for my ill-​fated engagement pictures??? Whatever. No consolation.
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