The Sperm Bank of NY

Walking into this building and you are in for problems. The elevators are out of order. You get to the seventh floor and there are stains from the vent penetrating the entire hallway floor. Gross. There is recycling and trash in the hallway. You get into the office and there is no receptionist. You fill out the same paperwork as on the internet application only to learn there are more demands than previously stated. You’ll have to go in every week and donate from what i think the Russian lady said, donate blood once a month, and if you break your commitment before 6 months, you’ll owe them $ 7500. You also can’t touch drugs, so forget that doobie at the concert this summer. Maybe if you are having trouble finding a job, this might be a good fill in.