Subway

Have you met the worst Subway sandwich maker on Earth?
Not unless you’ve had one made (?) by the guy at the Subway in downtown Flushing.
Here’s our rapport:
Sandwich Maker?: «…» (after putting only the turkey on my flatbread he’s wrapping it up in the paper)
Me: «Um…I’d like some toppings on that before you wrap it up please.»
Sandwich Maker?: «I’ll put them on the side.»
Me: «No, I’d like them on the sandwich.»
Sandwich Maker?: «Huh?»
Me: «Put the toppings on the sandwich, please.»
Sandwich Maker?: «Outside of the sandwich.»
Me: «On top.»
Sandwich Maker?: «I’ll put them outside.»
Me: «Do you know what «on top» means?
Sandwich Maker?: «Uh…yes?»
Me: «What does «on top» mean?»
Sandwich Maker?: «Outside.»
Me: «Do you know what «Bye Felicia» means?»
Sandwich Maker?: «Huh?»
Needless to say, I’m starving.