Chase Bank

I go here every other day to do big deposits. I usually have a good experience with the tellers (especially Art and Ashwini) but today was ridiculous. Someone I’ve never done a transaction with before named Sean literally gave my slip to someone else and just started texting on his phone. After 3 minutes he looked up and said the other person he gave my slip to would help me. Who does that?
I’m also getting increasingly annoyed by the front employees asking me to make deposits at the atms. The type I make aren’t available to do through the atm so stop asking me. Make a damn sign if you want everyone to know about the option.

The ATM has a camera installed by thieves to steal your pin. I woke up to $ 1000 stolen despite not losing my card. How irresponsible of this big bank to their customers.

I’ve written more than 50 reviews on Unilocal,and this is my very first one-​star review. It takes a lot to tick me off. Good job, Chase Bank!
Sorry for the harshness, but these guys are a bunch of vultures who have no respect for their customers’ time or privacy. When I go to the bank, I just want to make a deposit and get out as quickly as I can. Unfortunately, all staff members at this Chase bank are determined to lure your into their cubicles so that they can sell you unnecessary crap.
There are often long lines at the teller windows, and a friendly suit-​clad salesperson will inevitably offer to «expedite your deposit» in their cubicle – and then try to sell you a completely unnecessary account upgrade. If you ask anybody a question, they’ll refuse to answer it until you come to a cubicle – where they’ll try to sell you a completely unnecessary savings account.
Once, a salesperson lurked behind the tellers, looking at my account information. He said that there were changes coming to my account, and that I needed to talk to him about it… and then he lured me to a cubicle, and tried to sell me a credit card. It’s vaguely creepy that the guy was looking at my account information – trying to see if I’m wealthy enough to afford another credit card, I guess? – when I was just trying to make a quick deposit.
On all of my four most recent visits, I was asked personal questions about my business… and then they tried to convince me to upgrade to a business account – which I really don’t want or need. I’ve also received several telemarketing calls from this branch. Not cool. And two of my deposits last year were royally botched by the tellers or salespeople, and had to be completely re-​run… another waste of time that could be better spent eating arepas or burritos.
Trust me, Chase: if I want another account from you, I’ll let you know. I’m not a private sort of guy, but I’m not really interested in having you guys crawl up my buttcrack whenever I walk into the branch. I’m transferring my pathetic little pile of cash to TD, where the non-​invasive staff offers green lollipops and dog biscuits instead of unnecessary account upgrade bullcrap.