Pizza Hut

This is the Pizza Hut that is located in Norwin Towne Square in Irwin. It is basically a take-​out or delivery pizza place only. There is only one table, not a place you’d actually want to sit and eat.
We have ordered from here on occasion over the years, but I want to write about my last (and I mean last) experience at this Pizza Hut.
My husband was into the Meat Lover’s pizza for a while, so we ordered one, along with garlic toast. A lady took my order and I paid with a card over the phone. I tell her please only put Italian sausage on half, because I am not a fan. She says no problem.
So, the delivery driver shows up approximately on time. You know, they say 30 – 45 minutes and it’s, oh, 48 minutes. Not worth complaining about but still annoying because you’re always pulling for that 30 minutes. But I digress…
Driver shows up with pizza, no garlic toast. I comment on it and he says «do you want me to go back and get it?» Like, you’re serious? Of course, I said, I paid for it already. I refuse to sign the receipt until he returns with the garlic toast, which he does about 15 minutes later.
On to the real problem… There are black olives all over half of the pizza! I call and the same woman answers. I tell her 1) about the lack of garlic toast and 2) all of these gross olives on half of the pizza. Now I’m not talking a few, it was covered. My husband is a fan of olives; I am not.
She tells me… true story… that she put the olives on the pizza so I would know which side did not have the Italian sausage. What?! I see no logic in this and tell her so, to which she responds, «well it’s no big deal. Olives don’t taste like anything.» I said, «Well if they don’t taste like anything, then why do you charge them as a topping?» She has no response. The logic that I would conclude that the side with olives would indicate which side didn’t have the sausage is the single dumbest thing I have ever hear. She said that the sausage «blends in» with the other toppings, so she wanted me to be able to distinguish. How about just writing on the box or putting a little flag on one side or, better yet, do nothing. It’s the way I ordered it… my problem to distinguish if I’m not smart enough to know what Italian sausage looks or tastes like.
Since she was convinced she was doing me a favor, I couldn’t really argue with the woman. I angrily picked off the olives and ate my pizza and cold garlic toast.