Tvc Guitar Repair & Painting

Ok, First off…
I called on this place this morning, I was in despirate need of getting my new guitar fixed,
«Hello?»
–yes, do you repair guitars?
«NO… not any more…»
–Ok, well thank you…
«wait… what is wrong?»
— well, I just bought this guitar, and the input jack isn’t working…
«that doesn’t sound like a big problem, tell you what, bring it down here, and it should take me 5 minutes to get it fixed for you»
–THANKS!!!
ok. here is where it gets interesting.
this place looked like the kind of place where your going to get murdured and your face is going to be made into a mask.
it is down a back alley in north hollywood, and looks like an old burned out mechanics garage from hell…
Ladies. i would NOT reccomend going there alone.
**** REALLY ****
so I show up, and the guy is super cool, fixes my guitar in like 5 minutes… shows me around, and all his COOL ass inventions.
we jam out for a few minutes, and I pack up my gear…
— What do you wanna charge me for the fix? I axe him…
«axe» get it? guitars… AXE…
oh well.
” DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT.”
he tells me…
I pull a 20 out of my wallet, and give it to him, we exchange business cards, and I split.
now THAT is how business gets done!!!