Toddland

Was that a review D3? If so it was not very coherent. Sounds more like a woman or man scorned than a review. This is why I am giving this place of business 5 stars. I will make a point to visit this place of business soon, and get back to the public with an unbiased review.

You! say! you! don’t! loooooooooove meee,
Well thaaaat’s alriiiiight with meee,
I’m! not! in!
Love with youuu,
I juuuust want uuuus to dooo the things weeee,
Both want! to do!
Though I’ve gooot this spe! cial! feeeling I’d,
Be wrong! to call! it love!
For the word entails a few things that,
I would! be well! rid of!
The sheep UFO sweater set the bar.
I got the food wallies. (wallets)
I got the pyramids UFO sweater.
I got trucker caps. #notahipster
Cliff Huxtable x Jell-​O Pudding sweater.
Burger flip-​flops.
Mustache everything.
Their design avenues have subtly shifted.
When solid-​color sweaters showed up,
I understood our relaish was different.
Either they moved on, or I did.
But I still might get some Hanukkah stuff.
Chosen wardrobe for Chosen people.