Umdnj

As I am mildly horrified by the food served in the cafeteria and have no interest in burger king, I find myself frequenting the vending machines quite often. The selection is decent, credit cards are accepted, and, most importantly, they sell braided twist pretzels. Every so often, the vending machine service man forgets to replenish their braided twists. This makes me very sad, but the wheat thins get the job done. Additionally, a few months ago, inflation hit the UMDNJ vending machines. Braided twists, once $.85, are now priced at $ 1.25. In an effort to protest this unwarranted increase, I stopped buying braided twists. But, a mere three weeks later, I succumbed to the craving. It still hurts every time I insert my dollar and quarter, but the honey goodness makes it all better.
This is likely the most boring and useless Unilocal review of all time. Please do not take away my elite badge.