I know this is going to sound ridiculous. I mean, it already does to me. I live in Morris, and if you are not familiar with Morris, let me tell you a short story. It’s a tiny town outside of Litchfield. Population, 2,300. We don’t have anything in town, except a post office, library, gas station, small restaurant, and liquor store. Basically everything we need LOL. Well, our gas station, this XtraMart, is staffed by wonderful people who know us all. I go in every morning for a pack of smokes and they are waiting for me. But what I am really reviewing here is the Breakfast Sandwiches. Yeah, you read that right. Gas. Station. Breakfast. Sandwiches. Why? BECAUSEYOU’VENEVERHADANYTHINGSOSIMPLYDELICIOUSINYOURSHORTLIFE, MYFRIEND. They are made in house in the tiny deli(Deli Joes). Wrap your mind around this. One, soft, fresh, bulkie roll. TWO, yes I said TWO fried eggs. A MASSIVE pile of perfectly crisped bacon, sandwiched between the two fresh, fried eggs and two pieces of perfectly melted American cheese. All this for LESS than $ 3. I pay more for the frozen/microwaved/crap deals from fancy places. They offer plain cheese, bacon, sausage, and EVEN a veggie option for you non-carnivorous people out there. If you are ever driving through Morris between 6 – 8:30AM, you have to stop and try one of these. You can thank me later. ***ALSO– The first of every month you get FREE coffee. You’re welcome***