UYE – Modesto’s FIRST! at Dynasty Garden

«The First Royal Modesto UYE Chicken Feet Unilocal Song».
By The «Grand Exalted Poobah» himself!
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(u) Unilocal (e) got the beat!
Come On everybody,
Let’s have the feet!
Let’s have the feet!
Unilocal!
Let’s have the feet!
Dynasty, that’s where we meet!
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(u) Unilocal (e) got the beat!
Come On everybody,
Let’s have the feet!
Let’s have the feet!
Unilocal!
Let’s have the feet!
Hey all you cats, lets have a seat!
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(u) Unilocal (e) got the beat!
Come On everybody,
Let’s have the feet!
Let’s have the feet!
Unilocal!
Let’s have the feet!
First the fried asparagus, oh so Frite!
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(u) Unilocal (e) got the beat!
Come On everybody,
Let’s have the feet!
Let’s have the feet!
Unilocal!
Let’s have the feet!
Where is everybody… went for a leek?
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(u) Unilocal (e) got the beat!
Come On everybody,
Let’s have the feet!
Let’s have the feet!
Unilocal!
Let’s have the feet!
What about Bob? …but no Pete!

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(u) Unilocal (e) got the beat!
Come On everybody,
Let’s have the feet!
Let’s have the feet!
Unilocal!
Let’s have the feet!
Dim Sum is orgasmic, especially the feet? :)
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(u) Unilocal (e) got the beat!
Come On everybody,
Let’s have the feet!
Let’s have the feet!
Unilocal!
Let’s have the feet!
Take Baby Steps, when Phoenix Talons you seek!
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(u) Unilocal (e) got the beat!
Come On everybody,
Let’s have the feet!
Let’s have the feet!
Unilocal!
Let’s have the feet!
Brave Mr. X, Talons have no meat!
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(u) Unilocal (e) got the beat!
Come On everybody,
Let’s have the feet!
Let’s have the feet!
Unilocal!
Let’s have the feet!
Round & round the dishes flew, wow what a feat!
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(u) Unilocal (e) got the beat!
Come On everybody,
Let’s have the feet!
Let’s have the feet!
Unilocal!
Let’s have the feet!
Maureen, Eric, Jaime, Jennifer, Mr. X & crew did eat!
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(u) Unilocal (e) got the beat!
Come On everybody,
Let’s have the feet!
Let’s have the feet!
Unilocal!
Let’s have the feet!
Hennessey XO Cognac, makes head feel like Concrete!
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(u) Unilocal (e) got the beat!
Come On everybody,
Let’s have the feet!
Let’s have the feet!
Unilocal!
Let’s have the feet!
Honored Grand Poobah, turned red as a beet!
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(u) Unilocal (e) got the beat!
Come On everybody,
Let’s have the feet!
Let’s have the feet!
Unilocal!
Let’s have the feet!
Laughed and joked, we were all so neat!
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(u) Unilocal (e) got the beat!
Come On everybody,
Let’s have the feet!
Let’s have the feet!
Unilocal!
Let’s have the feet!
Everyone Unilocal,round & round till (again) we meet!
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Note:
The above Song is dedicated to the Brave 1^st Modesto UYE pioneers (from Stockton & Modesto) who were great company, very very classy, made this a success, & were all so discrete!
Asparagus is the official vege of Stockton, isn’t that neat!
Please go to your local (u) Unilocal (e), where there are no creeps!
Also dedicated to the Go-Go’s who really had a great beat!

Five stars for the Grand Poo-​bah of Motown…
for organizing the very FIRST EVER UYE in Modesto…
and for picking the perfect spot.
We had a secluded section of the back room all to ourselves.
Thanks to Paul and his lovely wife we had some yummy and
some ‘different’ choices of Chinese cuisine this evening.
Starting off with deep-​fried asparagus… we had a double order
but we could have used twice as much! Some yummy stuff.
Next course of some of the tastiest WonTon soup that I have
ever had… so full of wonton and other delectable treats that
you almost needed a fork instead of a spoon. Forget the
chopsticks…I can’t shovel it in fast enough with those. Maybe
if I would use those everyday I would lose weight! ;)
The rest of the meal was fairly standard Chinese fare… but
from what I understood, more to the true Chinese style than
our Americanized version. Mongolian Beef, S/​S pork,
white rice, s/​s chicken (i think), a vegetable dish that went
untouched by me! So much for the standard fare… now for
the different dish, we had chicken feet! omg I can’t believe
I ate two of them. Certainly a different taste and experience.
You do not eat them to fill up. They had less ‘meat’ on them
then chicken wings! You kind of suck the bones… I don’t know
how else to put it. For a few minutes I kind of felt like Anthony
Anthony Bourdain! I have new-​found respect for the guy… don’t
know how he does it.
For dessert they served a kind of coconut jello stuff… to «cleanse the
palate»…I was told. How did he know that I really wanted to cleanse
the chicken feet taste from my mouth.
A great time was had by all. We were missing a few great Unilocalers
from Modesto… maybe next time they can join us!
Thank, Paul for a great evening!

The 5 stars is for the fantastic event Paul «Grand Exalted Poo-​bah» M organized for the Central Valley Unilocalers that converged on Motown tonight! Let’s see, we had guests from as far away as Ventura and as close as Stockton. I’m told the food at Dynasty Garden is authentic Chinese so it was a first for me. I am more than likely accustomed to a version of Chinese that is a bit more Americanized… maybe from a different part of China as well? The highlight: The fried chicken feet; which by the way… I did try! It was a bit awkward picking one up with my chopsticks — deep fried and covered in breading and sauce– it seemed to be taunting me with it’s middle toe all the while! There was a strong anise flavor and fragrance which I was really not a fan of: (The Mongolian beef, not the star of the show like my favorite version I drive to Yosemite Street in the heart of Stockton for (China Village).
I really enjoyed the won ton soup and the strange gelatin like square that tasted a bit like vanilla and coconut milk-​did I mention it was ON THE HOUSE? See guys, you need to mention Unilocal while eating out… it reaps big rewards!
Paul, Linda, Jaime, Eric, Mr. X, Jennifer, Bob thank you Unilocalers for an intimate and fun UYE that I will not soon forget! Thank you grand Poo-​bah; thank you Dynasty Garden!