Kool Petroleum

This could easily get one star. It could also deserve more than the 3 I’m plopping down. It is what it is, you know?
Reviews, it seems to me, are like judging a dog show. You can’t compare everything to everything. The question becomes: How well does it fit the breed? Is it at least keeping it real? How am I not myself?
This place is a very cheap, not nice, prepay gas station. The woman working at the time seemed nice for the few seconds it took to shove my dollars under the glass between us.
There was glass between us. She couldn’t deal with my infinite nature.
My hand smelled like lovely girly lotion AFTER I finished getting gas. That never happens. Someone may have overdone it on pump 3 just before my arrival. I guess that’s a good thing.
This place had the cheapest gas on my cheap gas finder app when I needed less than a gallon for the mower. Other junky gas stations nearest to my estate have been less pleasant to deal with, so this will be a go-​to when I need a few bucks worth of petrol for the push mower.
But it ain’t pretty.