CSL Plasma Donation

Gotta make that next payment on your ’92 Pontiac Gran Prix? Thinking of bailing cousin Pookie out of County? Or do you just need some quick cash to score that next rock? Well…
LOOK.
NO.
FURTHER.
This is the place for you. Walk into the peaceful waiting room (if you consider central booking at 201 Poplar peaceful), fill out some meaningless and unverifiable paperwork, and hook your broke ass up to the plasma machine and enjoy the ride! OK, if we are being completely honest (and one of Gee Widen’s top 20 traits is «honesty», right behind «almost disease free») the ‘ride’ isn’t that enjoyable, but the sweet cash you’re going to get sure is! Which brings me to my last point… why did I put this under ‘Banks and Credit Unions’? Well, DUH…’cause you’re going to feel like the bank once you walk out of CSL Plasma… HOLLA!!!