White Castle

Its White Castle. Plain and simple. You get what you pay for, that goes for the service and the food. Keep your expectations at that level and you won’t be disappointed. The gift keeps on giving. Your farts will have a interesting flavor for a couple of days. If you are a «sniffer» this is one you will enjoy. If you don’t like your own stink, steer clear.

Exactly what you’d expect from any White Castle at 2am. The lady behind the counter has probably worked there her whole life and the food was delicious as well as a diuretic.
The main thing you might notice about this White Castle in particular is that it feels like you just ate a Klondike bar and were standing on top of mountain. And by that I mean it was colder than Siberia during a winter snowstorm. The windows of the entire building were even fogged up.
So, in short, this White Castle was very up-​to-​par with food and service, I would just suggest using the drive through or bringing your thickest winter coat and maybe lighting a trash can fire if you plan on eating inside.

It’s White Castle. They serve up sliders and fries that only come in one size, as The Beastie Boys once said. When I was a kid, this used to be the first place we’d stop when arriving in St. Louis. In my older years, not so much. But La Chica had never eaten at a White Castle, so we rolled thru to grab a 4 pack. I told her that Krystal (southern version of White Castle) was better, and she agreed after she took her first bite.
They did invent the burger spatula, so they get props for that!

It was the heat that made me go inside to eat today… otherwise i’m a drive-​thru kind of girl… a quickie – get in get out before I feel too guilty eating all this fast food… I really typically love white castle — todays burgers were not that good… I know they are steamed but the buns today were downright soggy bottomed… not sure why that happened… but now I regret ingesting them… i think I am over my white castle grind for awhile now…

Open 24 hours! White Castle definitely does not compare to the «gourmet» sliders that are becoming more and more popular, but it is very good late night food.
I actually like the chicken and fish sliders more than the regular burger sliders, though those aren’t bad either. The burger meat is really thin, but you get what you paid for since they’re super cheap. Their sweet potato fries are really good, but the cinnamon dipping sauce it comes with is too sweet – just eat the fries by themselves.
Just come if you want pretty good meal food as a snack.

When I sit next to a bowl of pistachios, the bowl will be empty an hour later and I will have no memory of eating them. The same happens if I sit next to an industrial-​sized bin of cheeseballs. Unfortunately, this phenomenon carries over to white castle hamburgers (from now on to be referred to simply as «white castles.»).
When I eat all of the cheeseballs, it kinda sucks and it feels unhealthy. When I eat all of the white castles, it is an abomination.
They really aren’t that good. They don’t have all that much flavor (though, to be fair, I take the pickles off before I eat them). If you gave me one massive white castle as wide as a pizza, there is no way in hell I would eat the whole thing.
But break it up into a bunch of little burgers, and I will steadily work my way through all them.
There is no doubt that I will continue to go back to White Castle on certain occasions. They are perfect on days where you can only measure how much beer you drank by «the number of hours spent drinking beer.»
The last time I bought a crave case was on my way to a day-​long, all-​dude Magic The Gathering party. Does that sound cool? Does spending a weekend with unsuccessful, overweight, nerdy males playing fantasy cards sound like something that appeals to you?
Then White Castle is your restaurant. Or, as Unilocal calls it: «White Castle System Inc.» I’m going to make an effort to always call it that from now on.