Time to cut the nuts !(No pun intended). One of the most honorable things I could do for my wife, I thought it was only fair… since she carried our lil’ stinker for 9 months. I didn’t see anything wrong with a lil crotch discomfort for a few days. My appointment was 930, so I arrived at 915. I was greeted by a dude receptionist(WTH)…but he was really cool… So I didn’t trip! I didn’t make my way to examination room until 945. After, following all the protocol… The official nutcracker MD stepped into the exam room. He had a pretty dry personality,(but I guess if you’re a urologist, you have to have a heart of an assassin) and he dropped a few instructions and then left the room again! Bruh… Where are you going to a pep rally?! Let’s get it over with homie! So later around 1015 the doctor returned with an female assistant… Ah hell, my beans and franks were looking kinda shabby lol… But I was at the point of no return let’s get it on! The whole procedure took about 20 minutes! The initial pain was like getting your nut hairs caught in the zipper! Also there was some tugging and snip snip and we’re done. It was a pretty smooth experience with the exception of excessive idleness! Now is time to chill out with a bottle of ibuprofen, xbox and frozen peas!
