Maybe I’m just romanticizing this and have watched one too many episodes of HBO’s The Wire and maybe Moe’s truly is just a local convenience store. But, can we say bodega? Don’t get me wrong, you can buy the single roll of toilet paper, the single can of Dinty Moore Beef Stew and even a thing of black label laundry detergent here. Also, in true bodega form they have the 40 different kinds of malt liquor and practically carry every form of cracked out energy drink. But, what gives me hope is they carry all three flavors of the Philly Blunt Wraps… regular, peach and now grape! I’m giving Moe’s one star for each flavor of the Philly Wraps… another star for always keeping me in Sugar Free Rockstars and Monster Java energy drinks… and the fifth star is for never questioning me nor openly judging me when I come in and spend 20 minutes walking around and all I end up buying is a single roll of toilet paper, a king size snickers, a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream, a box of Bounce fabric softener and a can of cheese whiz.