Hunsinger Lane Coin Laundry

I absolutely despise this laundry, but I’m here again. Why? Because it’s close to home.
Hunsinger Road Coin Laundry feels like what I imagine a third world laundromat would feel like with an uncaring owner. It is the dirtiest, dingiest laundromat I have ever seen.
From before you enter this place, you feel unwelcome. There are harshly worded signs by the front door, and the employees are no more welcoming or friendly than the signage is.
If you need to use the restroom, well, forget it. True to the personality of this place, the door of the bathroom is covered with crudely made and worded signs: «NO PUBLIC BATHROOM!» «DO NOT TOUCH THIS DOOR!» «ALARM WILL SOUND!» «POLICE WILL ARRIVE!»
The laundromat has three kinds of washing machines. Some are dirty, rundown coin operated machines that look to be many years old. There are also dirty, rundown coin operated large capacity machines. Curiously, there are also quite a few newer home machines. These are not coin operated; They operate free, and you only end up paying to dry your clothes. That is perhaps the only reason to go to this laundromat.
The home machines are all GE. I might be wrong, but my theory is that they have been placed in the laundromat by General Electric as a test.

This place should be called Hood Rat Lane Laundry. It’s filthy in there. There’s trash all over the ground, the washing machines are covered in dried detergent & bleach spills, & the dryers are full of baked chewing gum. Half the machines don’t even work. They just eat your money. The dryers will burn holes in your clothes worse than a crack pipe. However, the best part is the crowd. Half the clientele looks like they’re fresh out of KCIW. The other half are napping homeless dudes. Customers routinely brawl over washing machines. The staff is even more ghetto than the customers, shouting threats, heads rotating on their necks like they’re on spin cycle themselves. There are only two good things about this dump: free wash-​but good luck getting close to a machine before 3 a.m. without having to duke it out with Bön Qui Qui-​sekurity! The other is that it’s open 24 – 7.