THC Exposé

(Inhale)
It goes without saying that this review should be read under the influence; nothing here will make any sense until you are as stoned as I. Go on, we will wait for you to fetch a (legal, prop. 215) joint and/​or blunt and/​or water pipe.
Now, medicate!
[this part of the review has been set aside specifically for puffing and passing. Whenever you need to take a hit and/​or pass something you have just hit to someone who needs to take a hit, return your gaze to this pretty paragraph. If at the end of it you are still holding the joint, blunt, or bong you were holding at the start of this paragraph, you are guilt of bogarting and that is NOT cool. Have some respect for others, man!]
Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, I present you with
**Elizabeth C.‘s List Review of the second annual LA THC Exposé**
The very good:
–My boyfriend got free tickets. Score.
–The Farmacy booth was pretty awesome; twenty seconds in the Cannabis Confessional earned one a coupon for an enhanced drink, redeemable at any Farmacy location.
–Said drink was pomegranate flavored (yes!) and, unlike most THC enhanced beverages, actually medicated. It was beautiful.
–Half-​naked girls EVERYWHERE. One even allowed strange men to paint her for a reason that is as of yet unclear to me.
–There was a ton of cool stoner shit, if you are into cool stoner shit; I am not, but it was nice to look at for a while.
The Bad:
–There was very little to do other than look at shit and people watch. While fun, these activities do become kind of boring after, say, thirty minutes, which is about how long it took for us to leave.
Three stars, I guess. I wish we had a birthday cake right about now.
(Exhale)