Self Inner Care

This business is run by Eddie & Jenny. They are husband and wife couple. Apparently they’ve been in this field for about 40yrs. What a shitty job. Theyre so good at it though.
So, in order for me to tell you how I ended up at this place, I have to tell you a story.
A girlfriend and I were talking about dookie (yeah, we’re fuckin ladies). She asks if I have ever had a colonic. I was thinking, «girl, are you stupid, who aint had the chronic». Turns out, chronic and a colonic are two different things. She told me that a doctor lays you down and scrapes dookie out your ass walls. She told me it hurts but its good for you. Why that interest me is another story I wont touch on.
So. With the desire to get my inner booty walls scraped, I did a little research and found this place. I had a talk, answered a few questions, and was schooled on exactly what was going to be done to me.
My girl lied. It is HYDRO colon therapy. No utensils. Just water.
Below is a summary of what was done to me. It did not hurt.
I took off my clothes, laid on the bed, got a thick tube stuck in my ass (dont trip — she only stuck the tip in, seriously), the tube was filled with warm water. Once the water is in you, ya let her know when ya get cramps in your belly. She will then release the water. When the water comes out, so does dookie from like 4 months ago. You can see it because there is a mirror stationed at the bottom of the bed. I caught a glimpse of a nickel coming out of me. jk. The woman said, «you eat spicy». Funny shit.
The entire therpay session last for about 45 minutes. I didnt smell like shit afterwards. I also left alot out of this review. It cost about $ 85ish dollars for one session. It is recommended that you have about 3 sessions your first time. Its spread out over 3 – 6 moths. Its alot cheaper if you get that deal than paying for it individualy.
If you shit blood or have any irregularity in yo bowel movements, i suggest you see a doctor before you come here. If your dookie shit sessions are normal, you can see a doctor beforehand too. Wont hurt nothing. If you suffer from constipation, come here. If youre a weirdo like me and would like to try everything that wont kill ya, like me, come here. You’ll feel better afterwards. Its also a conversational piece.
For some reason, I feel as if I can get aaway with saying shit repeatedly with this review.
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