La Pure Water

I have no idea if this guy invented this
drink
or if he just stole the recipe from someone else.
This drink is legit though,
whatever is in it, it works.
I was looking for a juicing diet plan.
More of a detoxification plan. You know, pressed juices, whole fruits and vegetables, some ginger, or Himalaya pink salt infused with Germania roots found under a rotting stump, something along those lines.
I talked with my doctor and she suggested that I try
eating something called «mor’greens» and drinking «water».
Being new to LA and trying to to turn a new leaf: I thought hell why not, I will try anything once.
Let me tell you, the «mor’greens» thing isn’t the best.
All that is, is vegetables,
but damn, damn if this «water» thing isn’t great.
It really tastes like nothing but something.
It makes you feel better in a lot of ways.
It is something hard to explain.
It wakes you up but without the jitters like coffee.
It feels like your body flushes it out with other bad stuff, like an internal detoxifying cleaner.
It cools you down in hot LA days but doesn’t give you brain freeze like a slurpee does. It also doesn’t change your tongue a weird color.
It is odorless, a refreshing taste of nothing.
Like breathing in clean air.
Someday I hope to find that.
Clean air that is.
Until then I will keep dreaming and drinking this new drink sensation from
LA Pure Water.
Oh, and it is hells cheaper than those pressed juice detoxification plans,
75 cents for two gallons.