Beirut Caffe

Horrible food! They did no cooking. Our meal was heated in the microwave and served. The meat was like shoe leather. I can’t believe anyone would give this place 5 stars. They must of done it for the free desert. I predict this place will not last unless they get a chef or cook!

This place is under new management, and the food is great, I know cause I am the owner of the laundrymat next door and I eat there every day, they have many diffrent type of middle eastern plates.

I’ve been eyeing this spot for a couple weeks because there’s something about Lebanese food that makes me swoon a little. Hmmm tasty kabobs and rice should be part and parcel of any decent romance… regardless of what my mom says.
Anyway. I went here with my friend at 8:30pm on a Friday night. It looked open because there were people in and out of the restaurant. I walked up to one of the gentlemen to ask them whether the restaurant was open and he tore his eyes away from the soccer game to say, «yes. It’s open».
I walked inside and a group of Lebanese Armenian men were smoking hash. THERE WAS NO FOOD IN SIGHT!
One of the men asked me if I needed help with something. I mean WTF?! It’s a restaurant… like I’m going to need help figuring out differential equations? I told him I’d like to see a menu.
Then he says, «We only serve certain people here».
Ummm… yeah… I could see clearly what this joint serves.
Incensed, and unsettled because some of the men were winking at me I stormed out of the «restaurant» to take my business elsewhere.
Whenever this establishment chooses to actually serve food to patrons, maybe I’ll write another review. Until then, I’m steering clear.