Avis Rent A Car

Hertz… Oh how do I miss thee. Not to sound snobby, but the perks that come with being a President Circle Member (basically a Hertz Gold Member who rents a lot) is the only way to go when it comes to car rentals. I miss how you can find your name on the board, find your car in the assigned #, hop in the car (usually upgraded), take off.
Avis is the only car rental agency at GGG (Longview Airport). I felt like Jerry in the Seinfield episode. Why all the typing!!!
Anyways, I was stuck at the rental counter for 20 minutes. Finally get my key (ONE KEY… JUST A KEY) and am told to look for a silver Corolla. I get to the parking lot and there is a SEA OF COROLLAS (well, 5 or 6). It’s a pain in da butt trying to open the trunk of various silver Corollas while towing two luggage bags in a parking lot that is barely paved.
Dear Santa… Can I get an early Christmas present? Please have Hertz open up an office in every airport, in every city? Please?